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[serving_love]

Ah... Nami-san~ Darling. Beautiful angel. LOVE OF MY LIFE.

...........I'm not quite sure where we are.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The hell I am!

...Doing what wrong?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Ah... Nami-san~ Darling. Beautiful angel. LOVE OF MY LIFE.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

What the fuck's wrong with that?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Only everything. The "Ah..." is tacky, the ~ is in the wrong place. Darling is a word used by grandmothers, beautiful angel is overused. As for "LOVE OF MY LIFE" being in all caps, I've seen horses with more class than that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Because you're such a goddamn expert. What're you, twelve?!

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

What are you? A butler?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Chef actually, dumbass.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Good. I'm hungry anyway. Make me some fresh tomato bisque with toasted buttered croutons and a vegetable medley on the side.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sure, okay, and after I make I'll just kick it across the ocean and hope it gets to you. Sound good?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I'll have my servants fly to your ship by helicopter and pick it up.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You have servants and a helicopter, but you don't have someone to make tomato bisque for you?

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

We're roughing it commoner style and the chefs seem to be missing.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Figures. Shit, a cook's the one thing you NEED on this ocean.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

It would have be a pretty talented cook to do all the chores around the ship.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's what the people roughing it commoner style are for, dumbass.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

This is harder than it seems! I'm being very strong!

[noturmomma.livejournal.com]

The helicopter pilot seems to have gone missing too.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Is he out helicoptering already and will be back soon in time to pick up my tomato bisque?

[noturmomma.livejournal.com]

The helicopter is still here yet I can't manage to contact him. Luckily, Tachibana has experience in piloting a helicopter.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

Our ship is seriously lacking in help.

[captainkaoru.livejournal.com]

...but who will go get our weekly delivery of new clothes, then???

[noturmomma.livejournal.com]

Tachibana is well versed in the ways of piloting many various types of aircraft.

[captainkaoru.livejournal.com]

...Phew.

[captainhikaru.livejournal.com]

I refuse to wear the same thing more than once!

[captainkaoru.livejournal.com]

And mother would be HORRIFIED to hear it if we did!