serving_love | (no subject)

Ah... Nami-san~ Darling. Beautiful angel. LOVE OF MY LIFE.

...........I'm not quite sure where we are.

Haha. Very funny.

Three pools is minimal.

We don't even have one.

Well.

I wasn't going to say it just in case you were embarrassed.

But if you haven't noticed yet, you're a commoner.

No shit, kid. Hard to be rich when you're a new pirate.

I'm rich. And I'm a new pirate.

You were rich before. And I'm pretty fucking certain you actually have no idea what you're doing out here.

So mean, Curly-kun! I know exactly what I'm doing! I've dressed as a pirate SEVERAL times before!

...Yeah. Go on, keep proving my point, idiot.

And you make me a sandwich!

No.

Then I will pillage and rape you!

Is that what those host clubs are all about these days?

Pirate Host Clubs! We're a new breed.