serving_love | (no subject)

Ah... Nami-san~ Darling. Beautiful angel. LOVE OF MY LIFE.

...........I'm not quite sure where we are.

Figures. Shit, a cook's the one thing you NEED on this ocean.

It would have be a pretty talented cook to do all the chores around the ship.

That's what the people roughing it commoner style are for, dumbass.

This is harder than it seems! I'm being very strong!

You could try not having such a big ship to take care of.

That's impossible! I refuse to have a ship with less than two swimming pools!

Why do you even need one?! If you wanna swim, go in the ocean.

Haha. Very funny.

Three pools is minimal.

We don't even have one.

Well.

I wasn't going to say it just in case you were embarrassed.

But if you haven't noticed yet, you're a commoner.

No shit, kid. Hard to be rich when you're a new pirate.

I'm rich. And I'm a new pirate.

You were rich before. And I'm pretty fucking certain you actually have no idea what you're doing out here.

So mean, Curly-kun! I know exactly what I'm doing! I've dressed as a pirate SEVERAL times before!

...Yeah. Go on, keep proving my point, idiot.

And you make me a sandwich!

No.

Then I will pillage and rape you!

Is that what those host clubs are all about these days?

Pirate Host Clubs! We're a new breed.