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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

N-No! That one is enough.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Good. Getting scars HURTS.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

No kidding, dork.

Come to think of it, how did you even get that one?

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I stabbed myself!

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I wanted Shanks to take me with him.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

So you stabbed yourself...

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Yes. Right next to my eye.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

You don't make sense.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Why of all things would you stab yourself to go with him?

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I wanted to show I was brave.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Men are such idiots.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Seriously?

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Yes. It hurt.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No shit.

Why am I NOT surprised.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't do it, though.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Wasn't planning to!

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

You already look weird enough with your eyebrow.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I do not look WEIRD.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Curly things are WEIRD.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

SINCE WHEN?!

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

I don't think you look weird, Sanji!!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

He won't let me pull it.