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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Yes. Right next to my eye.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

You don't make sense.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Why of all things would you stab yourself to go with him?

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I wanted to show I was brave.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Men are such idiots.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

But you said it was distinguished!

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

It is. It gives you character.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

That's what a future pirate king NEEDS.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Well you're set in that department.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I think so too.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Now you just need to get there.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it!

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

You mean I'M working on it.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

Same thing.