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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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He glues it on.

Is it the same glue people use to keep their teeth on?

...yes.

That stuff really STICKS!

If you pull it too hard maybe his skin will come off.

I don't want to hurt my own nakama.

Seriously?

Why would I want to rip Sanji's skin off? He probably needs it.

That asshole wouldn't get hurt from just that.

But what if his eye came off?

He'd kick you in the head before you managed to do that.

But I'm really strong.

Its not like you'd use all your power on him, dipshit.

I'd have to if it wouldn't come off.

I take it back, he is kinda fragile.

You think so too?

Yep. Fragile as a dried up leaf.

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