serving_love | [002 || Voice]

Don't you mean Usopp finally got the house straightened out again?

Edited 2010-09-15 01:02 (UTC)

Oi, not like I didn't help. [by which he means: I IGNORED EVERYTHING ELSE AND DEALT WITH ONLY THE KITCHEN]

You borrowed the good hammer for like two hours to hang up a spice rack! Meanwhile, I was trying to put walls back up. And keep Luffy from knocking them down again right away!!

I couldn't get the shitty thing to stay up! The wall kept trying to collapse again, the hell was I supposed to do?

Helped me fix the wall!

...anyway, it's sturdy now, right? Or should I put a couple more braces on there?

This would be so much easier if Franky was here.

...Yeah. But he's not, so.

I think the wall's good, though. For now. Want me to give it a test kick?

...yeah.

*he sighs, then there is a slight pause before he registers the rest of what Sanji said*

Oi, don't you dare! It took me days to put that up!

Heh, alright, alright. Wasn't actually going to, I know this shitty house ain't made of Adam Wood.

Not by a long shot. If it was, we wouldn't have had this problem in the first place!

...so. Pies, huh?

Figures we're not off the Grand Line for two shitty seconds and we get taken out by a goddamn tidal wave. From a lake. Geez.

And yep. Pies.

Kinda unbelievable, huh? It's the lake part that's the worst.

...you don't sound too excited about the idea.

Yeah, really. Still getting used to the fact that we live by a body of water rather than on it.

[his frowning his practically audible] Hey, I'm excited! Or I was. Then you mentioned Franky and it just got me thinking about—everyone. And baking shitty pies for you idiots isn't the same as—.....well, anyway. [and now suddenly TOO CHIPPER] So pies! Yes. I'm making pies! It's going to be fucking awesome. ...Better?

Well. At least we haven't had to fish Luffy out of the water. Yet. Maybe it's just a matter of time. ...there's less of it, anyway, so maybe that helps.

...sorry. I was trying to change the subject, though! To pie!

Ah. Well, I am excited. I wanna put the new oven to use and it's apple picking season. Pretty convenient, don't you think?

Heh, yeah, I guess that's one way to look at it. Did you find a good place to get apples?

*pauses* Hey Sanji, you could make pumpkin pie too, right? If I got a pumpkin? *starting to sound a little excited himself*

A couple people pointed me in the directions of some orchards and shit, so yeah. Figure I might as well try all of them. Which is why you're coming with me.

...Seriously? I can make anything. And pumpkin pies were already on my list.

...I am? To pick apples? ...okay! When are we going?

Well, of course I know you can; I guess I meant more like, would you? Awesome, though! Pumpkin is my favorite. Well, my favorite kind of, uh...fruit pie? Is a pumpkin a fruit? That doesn't seem right. Is it a vegetable?

Yup. I need the extra arms, so I'm dragging all you guys with me. We'll leave whenever you're ready!

Well, I would, then. Been awhile since I last had one. [offhandedly] And it's a fruit, it's got seeds on the inside.

...all? Luffy too? Uh, anyway, I'm not really doing anything too important, so I can go whenever. Where are you right now?

...huh. Well, yeah, I guess it does, but--I thought it was more complicated than that. Like maybe it had to grow on a tree or something. ...except, wait, then that rules out strawberries... *just kind of talking to himself at this point*

...Yeah, Luffy, too. I had a momentary lapse of judgment there. Anyway, I’m upstairs, where are you? [pauses] We’re not like five shitty feet apart and talking on these damn things instead of to each other, are we?

Hm, I think it is more complicated, actually... Something to do with if it’s a flowering plant, then what it produces count as fruit...maybe. The seeds thing is just one way to think of it. Tomatoes are a fruit, too, did you know?

*a muffled shuffling sound and a small laugh* ...well. Actually. I'm just right across the hall.

*exits Zoro and Luffy's room, a tape measure in hand, and crosses the hall to his and Sanji's room, hanging up the Dreamberry and giving a sheepish wave* Hi. I was trying to figure out putting a new window in there. *shrugs a little helplessly* Maybe I could do two smaller ones instead of one big one. That seems easier.

*reaches up to rub the back of his neck* I thought they were a vegetable.

[lounging on his bed as Usopp walks in, and just kind of tips his head backwards to look at him upside down] Oh. Hey. [hangs up his Dreamberry, too] I thought we were mostly done with repairs? [and of course, by we he means you :|]

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