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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...There's lots of food around, just that some of it happens to be in the form of our nakama.

Well that's just great. I have steaks?

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Is that what that smell is.

Steaks. Don't bother cooking 'em.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Rabbits, doves, fuck knows what else... Yep.

...Yeah, I figured not. Ugh, okay, look, can you go all...full tiger or whatever? Do you know how to make it happen? Because there ain't no way in hell I'm watching you eat shitty raw steak.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmm.

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No, still not working. I haven't changed again since the first time. You'll just have to deal. Don't be such a delicate vixen.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well how did it happen the first time?? I—

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Oh, I am so kicking your shitty tiger ass.

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[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

I dunno. It was right after I saw my tail the first time. Saw it flicking, caught it, figured out it was coming from my tailbone, and then I was a tiger.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Huh. ...My tail was there when I woke up. Rolled over on the damn thing and couldn't figure out what jerked me awake.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hah. It's so damn big and poofy, no wonder.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.,...,..dfuickj yoiuu.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Better watch your step or Nami'll turn you into a fox-fur collar or something.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

nami-sanm weiould necver dio suchj a rthjing!!!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Heh. I dunno, cook, she likes her fancy clothes.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

i wiould willinbgly riode aroundd on nammi-san'sd llovely necjk, she doesn';t haasve to RTURN ME INTO anmythign!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, okay, but would she willingly let you that close to her boobs while you were still breathing.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

SHIE MIGHHT!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Try it. No, really. I haven't laughed enough today.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

600 pounds ain't that big a deal, you're still all brawn and no brain.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Not a big deal until you turn into a 12 pound fox. And shut up, I have plenty of both.

DYING, I have no idea which of these other comments to explode over first *__*

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So I just won't turn into one! And no you don't.

XD

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

If you can even help it. And yes I do.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

./..nmot a worfd.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Hahahahaha! Right, okay, you can attack me now.

/promptly chomps down on Zoro's tail :|

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

—!!!

Fucking ow you shitty—

/swiping angrily

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

—FFFOKXSSSS