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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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...Hahahahaha! Right, okay, you can attack me now.

...

—!!!

Fucking ow you shitty—

—FFFOKXSSSS

................fuickinggshit.

yyurre deaasdd ccvoooopk

coould yoiu NOT sayh thaat when you werigh FOIRTY TIMES NMORE THAN ME.

shjouidve konwne betttrn to ffsckingh BBITE mnye fuvckiujng tfaIL,. thne!!

[was halfway waiting for that and uses his FOXY QUICKNESS to get the hell out of the way (and...leaves his computer behind, idek), dodging to the side and then dashing forward to sink his teeth into Zoro's tail again]

Che, I'll bite it again, ya shitty tiger! [voice muffled from TIGER TAIL]

[ROARS and whips around, batting at Sanji rather harder than he had intended to. :| He...is not used to being a tiger. Obviously.]

[doesn't manage to dodge that one and gets smacked into the wall with a yelp :|] [pushes himself back to his feet quick enough, though, but then slumps back against the wall to keep from falling over again because ow]

Asshole, you trying to kill me or something?

[shakes his head blearily and gives Zoro a sullen glare from under his...furry bangs]

[goes completely still, staring at Sanji.

Then whumps onto the ground with an unhappy sound, tail curled around tightly and ears pressed flat against his head.]

[jumps a little at Zoro's collapsing, then keeps eyeing him with a glare]

What. Now you feel bad? Tch. [makes a sound that is evidently a fox's version of a disdainful snort]

[abruptly changes back into mostly-human form sitting cross-legged, shoulders tense]

...Shut up. You provoked me.

[stillll keeps glaring and starts backing up towards the door again]

Well sorry for assuming you wouldn't try to give me a shitty concussion! [pauses for a second] Can you not talk as a tiger?

I wasn't trying to, I was just trying to get you off my goddamn—

[cuts off and glares at the wall]

...No. I can't.

Ha. I'm a cooler...fake animal thing than you.

[sits down in the doorway, not that he needs to be able to take off now that Zoro's changed back, but just in case...]

...Stop burning a hole in the wall, it didn't do anything to you.

...You're a faker fake animal thing than me.

[after a moment, shifts his gaze to you instead, looking you over]

Che. [shifts and lies down on his stomach, resting his chin on his front paws and making a small whining sound that he’ll forever deny] Can foxes get headaches? Because I have a headache now.

...Dunno. [...] Chopper would know. [Gets up and makes to leave, presumably to find Chopper. :|]

[lifts his head up abruptly, barking at Zoro without meaning to before actually finding his voice]

Sit down, you moron, I don't need a shitty doctor.

[slowly sinks down, scowling] Don't order me around. And you were the one whining like a—hurt fox.

[glowers right back at him, lowering his head again]

I wasn't whining—and that's because you threw me into a goddamn wall, but it ain't nothing to worry Chopper over!

[and then all of a sudden CHANGES BACK, looking startled by it for a moment before rolling over onto his back, being careful not to crush his tail]

[says in a disgruntled tone] Ow.

[Points an accusing finger] It was a literal whine! And I know it's because I threw you into the wall, I—[...] [looks away stiffly] ...Sorry.

[grumbles under his breath] Che, literal whine, whatever... [tilts his head back so he's looking upside-down at Zoro] ...Ain't a big deal, it's fine.

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/promptly chomps down on Zoro's tail :|

1/2

/swiping angrily

/yelps, jumping back and circling around him warily.....definitely eyeing his tail again

/crouching and stalking

/growling and sort of edging towards the door

/POUNCING!!

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