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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[jumps a little at Zoro's collapsing, then keeps eyeing him with a glare]

What. Now you feel bad? Tch. [makes a sound that is evidently a fox's version of a disdainful snort]

[abruptly changes back into mostly-human form sitting cross-legged, shoulders tense]

...Shut up. You provoked me.

[stillll keeps glaring and starts backing up towards the door again]

Well sorry for assuming you wouldn't try to give me a shitty concussion! [pauses for a second] Can you not talk as a tiger?

I wasn't trying to, I was just trying to get you off my goddamn—

[cuts off and glares at the wall]

...No. I can't.

Ha. I'm a cooler...fake animal thing than you.

[sits down in the doorway, not that he needs to be able to take off now that Zoro's changed back, but just in case...]

...Stop burning a hole in the wall, it didn't do anything to you.

...You're a faker fake animal thing than me.

[after a moment, shifts his gaze to you instead, looking you over]

Che. [shifts and lies down on his stomach, resting his chin on his front paws and making a small whining sound that he’ll forever deny] Can foxes get headaches? Because I have a headache now.

...Dunno. [...] Chopper would know. [Gets up and makes to leave, presumably to find Chopper. :|]

[lifts his head up abruptly, barking at Zoro without meaning to before actually finding his voice]

Sit down, you moron, I don't need a shitty doctor.

[slowly sinks down, scowling] Don't order me around. And you were the one whining like a—hurt fox.

[glowers right back at him, lowering his head again]

I wasn't whining—and that's because you threw me into a goddamn wall, but it ain't nothing to worry Chopper over!

[and then all of a sudden CHANGES BACK, looking startled by it for a moment before rolling over onto his back, being careful not to crush his tail]

[says in a disgruntled tone] Ow.

[Points an accusing finger] It was a literal whine! And I know it's because I threw you into the wall, I—[...] [looks away stiffly] ...Sorry.

[grumbles under his breath] Che, literal whine, whatever... [tilts his head back so he's looking upside-down at Zoro] ...Ain't a big deal, it's fine.

[shrugs a shoulder, still glancing at you, then goes silent for a few moments]

...F'you say so.

I do. [pushes himself up to a sitting position and slouches back against the wall, pulling out a cigarette and lighting up] [glances at Zoro] Just don’t do it again or the next time I get ahold of your tail, I’ll tear the shitty thing right off.

[automatically] Like you even can. [...>_>] ...Whatever.

[shoots Zoro a Look] Don’t tempt me.

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