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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmm.

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No, still not working. I haven't changed again since the first time. You'll just have to deal. Don't be such a delicate vixen.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well how did it happen the first time?? I—

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Oh, I am so kicking your shitty tiger ass.

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[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

I dunno. It was right after I saw my tail the first time. Saw it flicking, caught it, figured out it was coming from my tailbone, and then I was a tiger.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Huh. ...My tail was there when I woke up. Rolled over on the damn thing and couldn't figure out what jerked me awake.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hah. It's so damn big and poofy, no wonder.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.,...,..dfuickj yoiuu.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Better watch your step or Nami'll turn you into a fox-fur collar or something.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

nami-sanm weiould necver dio suchj a rthjing!!!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Heh. I dunno, cook, she likes her fancy clothes.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

i wiould willinbgly riode aroundd on nammi-san'sd llovely necjk, she doesn';t haasve to RTURN ME INTO anmythign!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, okay, but would she willingly let you that close to her boobs while you were still breathing.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

SHIE MIGHHT!!

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Keep dreaming, cook.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Try it. No, really. I haven't laughed enough today.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

600 pounds ain't that big a deal, you're still all brawn and no brain.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Not a big deal until you turn into a 12 pound fox. And shut up, I have plenty of both.

DYING, I have no idea which of these other comments to explode over first *__*

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

So I just won't turn into one! And no you don't.

XD

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

If you can even help it. And yes I do.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

./..nmot a worfd.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Hahahahaha! Right, okay, you can attack me now.

/promptly chomps down on Zoro's tail :|

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

—!!!

Fucking ow you shitty—

/swiping angrily

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

—FFFOKXSSSS

/yelps, jumping back and circling around him warily.....definitely eyeing his tail again

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

................fuickinggshit.

/crouching and stalking

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

yyurre deaasdd ccvoooopk