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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Haha! I don't know! Maybe!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I bet I can!

[[ooc: haha he should make her purrrr and she can pop into a cat and surprise him. and then she can find out what she is! :D ...sob I want to log animalness WE SHOULD START THAT TOO WHEN I GET HOME]]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well. You're welcome to try!

[[ooc: Leone and I are logging animalness, and he made her purr and they were like OMG WHAT WAS THAT, WAS THAT PURRING? And I think it would take more than THAT to change her? At least it didn't change her in the log? It's hard to have continuity when logs take forever to write asdkajfwhelkfjh]]

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Heh. Piece of cake.

[[ooc: haha, well, maybe he can tickle her after he gets her to purr or something? IDK, I am done with work now so I’m leaving, I’ll be home in like 45-60 minutes depending on traffic and we can figure out how it’ll work :D]]

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Bring it on.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

With pleasure!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

So do something.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Mm. C'mere.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Are you going to pet me?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, maybe for starters. Probably you should sit on my lap like a nice kitty.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can do that. I can be a very good kitty.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can--

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Jeez. That wasn't even a challenge at all!

Haha! You're loud! More like a little motor than the kittens!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It just happens! Involuntarily!

Because I'm a bigger kitty!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm just that good, obviously.

You're only PARTLY kitty, though. You'd think it would balance out more. ...or not.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Apparently.

Yeah, but I'm still bigger than a housecat. And a lot bigger than a kitten.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I told you it would be a piece of cake.

Well, NOW, but--wait. I thought you WERE a housecat. I mean. ...aren't you?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

You did!

I meant now, but...actually I don't know if I'm a housecat. The ears...they look more like Lucci's than like Ilario's.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

See? I know what I'm talking about!

...oh. I just kinda assumed... Ur. G-give me a second to process this.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

You're a genius.

...what?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No argument there!

I thought you were...you know. A CAT. Not...a BIG cat. Not to mention, um...my luck hasn't been that great today, George. Be honest with me: do I look delicious to you right now?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

No. You don't look delicious. And I already told Sanji that I'd rip him apart if he hurt you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well. Sanji and Zoro disagree with you.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well they're idiots. I'll protect you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...uh. Rip him apart?? Th-that's a little--