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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Mm. C'mere.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Are you going to pet me?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, maybe for starters. Probably you should sit on my lap like a nice kitty.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can do that. I can be a very good kitty.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can--

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Jeez. That wasn't even a challenge at all!

Haha! You're loud! More like a little motor than the kittens!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

It just happens! Involuntarily!

Because I'm a bigger kitty!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm just that good, obviously.

You're only PARTLY kitty, though. You'd think it would balance out more. ...or not.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Apparently.

Yeah, but I'm still bigger than a housecat. And a lot bigger than a kitten.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I told you it would be a piece of cake.

Well, NOW, but--wait. I thought you WERE a housecat. I mean. ...aren't you?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

You did!

I meant now, but...actually I don't know if I'm a housecat. The ears...they look more like Lucci's than like Ilario's.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

See? I know what I'm talking about!

...oh. I just kinda assumed... Ur. G-give me a second to process this.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

You're a genius.

...what?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No argument there!

I thought you were...you know. A CAT. Not...a BIG cat. Not to mention, um...my luck hasn't been that great today, George. Be honest with me: do I look delicious to you right now?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

No. You don't look delicious. And I already told Sanji that I'd rip him apart if he hurt you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well. Sanji and Zoro disagree with you.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well they're idiots. I'll protect you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...you don't need to PROTECT me. I was just...maybe a little worried you'd--you know. So. You promise, right? Absolutely no urge to...eat me up or swallow me whole or anything like that?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I'll protect you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...okay. If you insist. Thanks.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...uh. Rip him apart?? Th-that's a little--

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

That's what he would have done to you, right?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...it kind of looked that way. But..! M-maybe he would've...stopped himself. At the last minute. Or...something. Anyway, he changed back before he even got his mouth around me!!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well if he hadn't, then I would have ripped him apart.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…n-no offense, but what would that accomplish?