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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

Comments

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

You're a genius.

...what?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

No argument there!

I thought you were...you know. A CAT. Not...a BIG cat. Not to mention, um...my luck hasn't been that great today, George. Be honest with me: do I look delicious to you right now?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

No. You don't look delicious. And I already told Sanji that I'd rip him apart if he hurt you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well. Sanji and Zoro disagree with you.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well they're idiots. I'll protect you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...you don't need to PROTECT me. I was just...maybe a little worried you'd--you know. So. You promise, right? Absolutely no urge to...eat me up or swallow me whole or anything like that?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I'll protect you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...okay. If you insist. Thanks.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I do. There are too many predators on board.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

That technically includes you right now, you know.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I know that.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...this is kind of weird. I mean. Besides the obvious part.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I know.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I love you, though. Just in case you were wondering.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...uh. Rip him apart?? Th-that's a little--

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

That's what he would have done to you, right?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...it kind of looked that way. But..! M-maybe he would've...stopped himself. At the last minute. Or...something. Anyway, he changed back before he even got his mouth around me!!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well if he hadn't, then I would have ripped him apart.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

…n-no offense, but what would that accomplish?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Nothing. And it would suck because then you and Sanji would both be...

...but he needs to know that if he slips up he'll have to pay for it.

I think it's just. Predatory instinct.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

He already--he feels bad about it, George. I'm his best friend; it's not like he did it on purpose. You don't NEED to threaten him.

...how so?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Well. I did.

I don't know. You're important to me so if someone fucks with you they're going down.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Okay. But that was enough, right?

...is this a--cat thing? Because you kind of sound a little like Lucci right now.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

...maybe? I don't know.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I mean...n-not that I don't appreciate what you're trying to--but you're talking about SANJI, remember.