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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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I don't know. Nothing. And it would suck because then you and Sanji would both be...

...but he needs to know that if he slips up he'll have to pay for it.

I think it's just. Predatory instinct.

He already--he feels bad about it, George. I'm his best friend; it's not like he did it on purpose. You don't NEED to threaten him.

...how so?

Well. I did.

I don't know. You're important to me so if someone fucks with you they're going down.

Okay. But that was enough, right?

...is this a--cat thing? Because you kind of sound a little like Lucci right now.

Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

...maybe? I don't know.

I mean...n-not that I don't appreciate what you're trying to--but you're talking about SANJI, remember.

I know. And he was talking about you.

I don't think he really meant it.

Are you sure?

…yes?

Look. I trust Sanji.

But I don't trust the fox.

...I guess that's...fair. S-sorta.

Sorta?

Well. I can still trust you when you're a panther, right? M-maybe you're not giving him enough credit.

Yeah. But I haven't tried to eat you at all. He's actually made an attempt.

I think it was an accident, though. He wouldn't do it again.

Whatever.

...look, it's just...I know there's instincts and stuff, but he's my best friend so thinking he might actually have EATEN me is--not really something I want to think would've happened.

Okay.

…are you mad?

No. Think that he wouldn't have eaten you if you want. If that makes you feel better. I'm still keeping an eye on him.

…okay. I guess that’s fair.

Okay.

So. Moving on...

...right.