serving_love | (no subject)

It's not THAT bad. You probably got him back good, right??

Yes it is, and yes I did! I'm making that asshole cross-dress.

...Except I made the mistake of not clarifying that I wanted to pick out his outfit. So.

You and Franky kind of match now, that's all.

What, is he gonna pick it out himself?? Just tell him it was an...implied stipulation!

...Because looking like Franky has obviously always been a goal of mine.

He seems to think he is. Can't imagine why he wouldn't trust my taste.

Just VAGUELY. In a "you both have blue hair now" way!

...like what? What does he want to wear? ...actually, what do YOU want him to wear? If you need opinions, you should let me help out!!

Whatever. I'm hoping it washes out quickly.

...I have no idea. To both of those questions. I probably would've stuck him in the frilliest thing possible.

What kind of dye did you use? It WILL wash out, right??

Hm...

Well, this one is...kind of classy, right? But maybe something like this would be funnier. It'd probably be expensive, though, so... Maybe something like this or this??

Either way, you gotta have him wear it somewhere I can see it!

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...It'd better fucking wash out.

Definitely the first one or the third one. Leaning towards the third, hahahaha.

Well duh, of course! Wouldn't be a point to it otherwise.

Where'd you get it? What if it just kinda...fades and makes your hair all greenish?

It's cute, right? A classic!!

Okay, just making sure! How long does he have to wear it for??

Some store on that island. .......If it did that, I would have to kill myself.

Sure. Cute. And also fucking embarrassing, haha. Except apparently he's already ordered something.

...I don't remember. All day or something? I should just say "till my hair is back to normal."

Hm. Well...maybe if you wash your hair a bunch of times and use lots of shampoo it'll rinse out quicker?? ...yeah, that wouldn't look so great. Maybe you should've tested it first.

That's why I kinda liked that last one, too. The stockings; he'd look hilarious in those!! ...wait, he did? Is he allowed to do that?? What's it look like?? He better not have just picked something lame, that's totally not fair, especially since your hair is BLUE! ...what other stuff did you dare him, anyway?

Sounds fair to me!

Bah. Whatever, it'll grow out eventually if it gets fucked up. Right?

I dunno, guess he is. Too late now, anyway. He SAYS it's not lame, but who knows. Uh...he has to wear a marimo hat, he can't have booze for a week, I'm drawing Mihawk's facial hair on him at some point, and I'm gonna make the richest, most fucking sickeningly sweet thing I can think of and make him eat it.

SAME.

You'd be okay with that?

...what else did he dare YOU??

Right, so clearly that's how it should go!

Edited 2010-01-08 04:22 (UTC)

Not okay, but it's not like it's something irreparable. Like my hands. You know?

...Um, let's see - the hair, the smokes...wearing that damn ball-man hat, drawing matching eyebrow swirls on my cheeks, annnd no using honorifics for any girls for three days. That one's a bitch simply because I keep fucking forgetting.

I'll let him know.

Yeah, but...it's your HAIR. This blue isn't too bad, but what if it ends up stuck the color of pea soup until it grows out??

.....I think he got off WAY lighter than you did. I mean...eating something SWEET? He'll probably secretly enjoy it!!

No argument allowed!

...I dunno, then I'll fucking bleach it or something. But hell if I'm walking around with pea soup hair.

He totally did, the asshole. But no, he'll be gagging the entire time. He never eats that stuff, haven't you noticed?

Okay, good, I was gonna say... Probably try washing it a bunch first and see if it fades. You can use some of my conditioner if you want, so it doesn't get too dry.

...I dunno. I'm not usually paying that much attention, I guess. Sometimes it's hard enough to just get enough for myself, because between Luffy and Chopper...well.

I ain't in any rush yet. Probably should keep it like this for a couple days, at least, so Zoro can't say I skimped out or something. But yeah, thanks. If I need to, I'll take you up on that!

Oh. Right, well. It'd be kinda like me putting a plate full of mushrooms in front of you and telling you to eat every one of them.

Oh, yeah, no problem. You just sounded kinda like you wanted it back to normal already, but...I guess that might just be the lack of cigarettes talking, huh?

...ew.

Well that certainly isn't helping, no. But just because I don't like it doesn't mean I'm gonna give up half a day in.

Heh, see?

Yeah, keep it for a while! It really doesn't look BAD or anything! Just a little weird to see you with blue hair, haha!

...yeah, but not liking mushrooms is NORMAL. Not liking cake is just...weird.

A lot weird. I dunno, we'll see. Maybe it'll magically wash out completely the first time I hop in the shower.

I'm inclined to agree with you. Even though I love mushrooms.

Or MAYBE you'll be mistaken for Franky's little brother for the next couple months.

A WHOLE cake? Seems like a waste.

.......No. Not happening.

Nah, just one giant piece. So if you get there fast enough, you can have some of what's left.

Maybe not.

Oh. It's a deal!! When are you making him eat it, anyway?