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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!

P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.

[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

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...Dating...I guess. Honestly, I can't...wrap my mind around that. I mean, in the conventional sense. Because I think dating and...flowers and chocolates and romantic restaurants and fucking candlelight comes to mind. And throwing Zoro into that scene with his shitty t-shirt and stupid haramaki, guzzling down barrels of booze, it just doesn't—ugh.

I have to redefine shit. In my head. The crazy part is that I want to.

...yeah, but...it might be kind of weird and not what you're used to when you think about that kinda stuff, but I bet it'll also be BETTER than that stuff would be, too. Because it won't just be some idealized romantic THING, it'll be...real. You know?

...and maybe one day we can double-date!

Maybe... Real would be nice. Just feel like I'm blindly stumbling around like a chicken with its head cut off, and we haven't even actually STARTED anything yet.

...Ahaha, now there's an interesting mental image.

...well. It's like you told me; it'll probably be easier once you DO start. Right now you're just stuck waiting, so there isn't a lot you can actually do, right? Which makes you feels nervous. Or...at least that's how it is for me.

I bet it'd be fun!

...Yeah, that’s exactly how it is for me, too. Fuck, guess I really do know what you’re going through. Although you have it worse, since you actually WERE dating her... Shit.

Mm, I’m sure it would. It’d be a good time.

...hm. Well, maybe we should try to like...think positive! Like a buddy system or something. It couldn't hurt.

Yeah! We can probably go out for dinner and...dancing, maybe? I'm pretty sure Zoro wouldn't take TOO much convincing. At least, Michiko seemed pretty good at getting him to do it, so...

That could work, I guess.

...I can't imagine dancing with Zoro.

No, no! You gotta be more positive. Like...it'll DEFINITELY WORK!!!

Why not? You're good at it! Even if he sucks, I bet you could teach him. Maybe he won't be a NATURALLY TALENTED student like me, but he could learn! And then me and George can finally try out the stuff you taught me, too!

......Right, look, let's be positive tomorrow. I'm tired tonight.

Well obviously I'm good at it, and he wasn't completely terrible when we went, but like. He's a lot bigger and bulkier than you, I can't imagine trying to lead him around the dance floor. And he'll if I'd let him lead me.

...fine.

Why couldn't you lead? Can't you just...pretend he's a big, lumpy girl, or something?

...Sorry.

No. I dunno. Maybe. It's just a weird mental image—look, if he does ever get back to me and says he wants to try this, then I...I don't know. It's what I want, but I'm realizing I don't have any fucking clue how to go about being...WHATEVER. With him. I wouldn't know how to do it with any guy, but he's not just any guy, he's ZORO, and that makes it a little better, but it also makes it a thousand times more...alkjsfhs. But maybe I'm just thinking too much. Possibly. Am I thinking too much?? It might just all fall into place, right? I wouldn't mind dancing with him. I guess. Not that he'd ever be up for it. Fucking shit. I'm giving myself a headache.

...tomorrow'll be fine. We probably need to build up to it, anyway.

Thinking too much? I don't know! I mean...yeah, maybe you are, but it kinda makes sense. I mean. Since you're used to girls and Zoro's...definitely NOT one. And you can't really treat him the same way you'd treat a girl--not that you'd probably even WANT to, or that he'd LET you...

I think I'm getting a headache, too.

Yeah. Right. Exactly.

God, he'd only kick my ass five thousand times over. And I'd let him, because hopefully it'd knock some fucking sense into me. Shit, I'll just...worry about this later. Possibly it won't even be an issue, so.

...I'm going to go get drunk, I think.

...

Want some company?

Sure.

Sounds good to me. Where are you?

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