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[serving_love]

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What the fuck is this pile of yarn on my hammock?

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Hm...

Well, it's not like I have to worry about that right now anyway.

Is George...is she okay talking to you again yet?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

True that, you don't! Now you just get to enjoy the thrills of dating~!

I think she is. I mean, the other day we discussed knitting pillow covers that looked like body parts you only see when naked, and she seemed perfectly fine.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Heh. Thrills, huh?

Oh. That's good! I mean, I knew she felt really weird for a while, but I TOLD her it wouldn't last. I think you're one of her best friends here, too, so it's good that things didn't STAY weird.

Wait, WHAT about pillow--?

Actually, never mind. Forget I asked.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yep. Thrills.

She didn’t have to feel weird. It’s not as though I can blame her for being curious about kissing me, after all. I’D be curious about kissing me.

You sure? She had pictures and everything. It was fucking hilarious.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll bite, on the off chance that you don't just mean what I THINK you mean. What thrills?

...shut up. It didn't have anything to with YOU. You just...happened to be there. Kinda.

Yeah, I think I'm good.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Despite whatever you're thinking, I just meant the entire experience of the whole thing. That may or may not include kicking one's virginity to the curb, but it's more than that. It's all the ups and downs, the whole emotional roller coaster, the journey you'll go on as you and George-san become closer and closer!!

Only for the last two seconds. It was all you before that.

Your loss!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Heh, yeah, I guess that's kind of exciting. Though I'm actually a little confused about why YOU seem to care so much. Seriously, what is that icon.

Right, exactly! So. ...yeah.

I'll survive somehow.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm allowed to be happy for you guys. The icon was just expressing it!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...oh. Yeah, you're right. And I guess I was excited for you and Zoro when you got...engaged or whatever you want to call it.

It's probably because of you that me and George are even...like this. I mean, you're the one who convinced me to tell her I liked her in the first place. So, thanks.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything. You've done it all yourself, I've only been throwing pushy advice at you that you probably didn't even need. Except for that first internet bitchslap after the Ace thing - I think you DID need that.

But you're welcome, I guess. I really am happy for both of you.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...yeaaah, I might've.

Hey! Maybe we can go out on like...a double date or something now. And then maybe Zoro can actually talk to George a little so she won't think he hates her.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Hahahaha a double date. I actually have...no idea how that would go. So we should obviously do it as soon as possible.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm just full of awesome ideas.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. The next island, then. ...After we find Luffy.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Do we have any idea where Luffy actually IS, by the way? And by "we", I mean Nami.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

None whatsoever. Some island with tiny afro people and trolls. I'm oh-so-fucking-excited to get there.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...on a completely different topic, Lucci is a lot more of a brat than I thought he'd be. And I think you're REALLY pissing him off, whatever you're saying to him. Maybe watch out for surprise kitten attacks.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ha, yeah, I tried to force him to eat. I'm clearly a horrible person. And then he was saying he was weak now or something so I made the mistake of going off on him about that. Ah well. Can't say I'm surprised he's a brat, though.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

He's being really stubborn. And apparently hates us all, even though he's been HIDING somewhere and won't even come out to meet us. Again. I think I convinced him to come see Sniper and Striker, though, so I guess we'll see.

Anyway, he's told me he wants to kill you like three separate times now, so you're obviously hitting a nerve. Not that I think he really COULD right now, even if he tried--not you or Luffy or Zoro, at least, and Franky's probably okay too. Just...letting you know.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

He's paranoid. Well - not paranoid. Wary, I guess. As he should be, especially considering where he's coming from at this age. But it's getting ridiculous.

Only three? I'm going for five. It's even easier to get under his skin now than it is when he's old. And yeah, I'm not worried - I already told him I'd fight him if he wanted.

You're really helping my case with that pervert comment, though. Thanks ever so.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I didn't know it was this bad for him, actually. It's not like--he never talked to me about what things were like for him as a kid. It kinda seems like he didn't GET to be a kid. He's really been with the government that long??

...I dunno. I just...feel really sorry for him. Not that I can actually SAY that to him right now.

I didn't expect you to be WORRIED; I know you can take care of yourself. ...feel free to protect me and George if he gets any ideas, though.

Eheh...you saw that, huh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

He had a crap childhood. He's fourteen now, which means the first time he killed someone was six years ago when he was hiding on a marine ship to get away from the hellhole of a town he lived in with his mother. If I remember right, he started with the government not long after. So no, he never got to be a kid. I know exactly how much it's pissing him off that I'm calling him one.

Does George-san need to be protected from stuff like that?

Yeeep. Asshole.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Jeez.

...oh. Maybe not. I keep forgetting.

I was...just making conversation!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right?

Of course, George-san being a lady, I'd gladly protect her anyway~! But I'm pretty sure she'd smack me for it.

Uh-huh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I thought maybe--well, never mind, I guess it was a dumb idea.

I doubt she'd smack you. And I DEFINITELY wouldn't.