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What the fuck is this pile of yarn on my hammock?

I call you and Luffy and Zoro and every other idiot on this ship stupid all the time, and I don't see you ranting at me about THAT. Why should the birds get special treatment? ...Racist. Yeah, okay. Suuure.

But it was such an interesting once-in-a-lifetime experience~!

Yeah, but...Sniper's a girl. You never call girls stupid!

I'm fine with that. Once in a lifetime was enough for me!

...I wasn't aware one of them was a girl. That being said, I draw the line at fawning over pigeons.

Definitely wasn't suggesting we do it again, no worries there.

...how could you not know that? We've had them for like NINE months now and Sniper's ALWAYS been a girl.

Besides, you don't have to FAWN over them. Just be nicer!

Okay, well...good.

Edited 2009-07-26 01:12 (UTC)

I'm sorry, did I accidentally seem like I was interested in them at some other point before now? My bad.

I'm plenty nice to them. I'm just not friendly.

...fine. Be that way.

What the hell is it you want me to do?

Why don't you like them?

...I don't...not like them. I don't like them in the galley, that's all. And your two don't even go in there, so it ain't like it's a huge problem. I only called them stupid birds, I didn't think you'd kick up such a goddamn fuss about it!

Fine.

...

What? I said fine.

Was that an okay fine or a bitchy fine?

Just a fine.

...Fine.

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