serving_love | (no subject)

Ah. Well. I wouldn't call that a dumb idea - although I'm sure he probably would. But I don't know how you'd convince him to have fun without him threatening to rip your head off or something.

No? My bad.

Yeaaah, that's one of the problems. Plus he probably considers fun to be "weak" or something, and he doesn't trust any of us at ALL right now, so I don't think he'd risk looking vulnerable even if he WANTED to just play around.

"Damsel-in-distress"??

He barely risks looking vulnerable when he's older, and he's been with us for months now. Has he even come out to see the stupid birds yet?

That is what I said, yeah.

They're not stupid, and no. Not yet.

Oi. I'm 100% man!

That's obviously just my loving nickname for them. Try harder!

As someone who has been extremely up close and personal with your body and how it works, I'll give you that one. 100% man, indeed.

Well, it stinks. You can do better. And I'm doing my best!! If I push him too hard about it he'll just be stubborn about it!

...THAT wasn't what I meant either.

I could, but why would I want to? ...Yeah, point. He seems to be good at the stuboorn thing.

I figured, but it was a more fun interpretation.

Because...they're nakama? And if you act like a jerk to them, they might never like you! What if one day there's an emergency and you need to use one of them to send a message or something? They'll be like "no, YOU called us stupid" and they'll just fly away before you can attach your message and THEN what are you gonna do??

REAL good.

...it would be more fun if you NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT STUFF AGAIN, actually.

...Uh-huh. I'm not a jerk to them, I just don't want them eating in the galley. WHY is that such a goddamn problem??

Are you trying to forever block it from your mind or something?

You call them stupid! And they AREN'T; they're really smart, actually! I think you're just...racist. Against pigeons.

...possibly.

I call you and Luffy and Zoro and every other idiot on this ship stupid all the time, and I don't see you ranting at me about THAT. Why should the birds get special treatment? ...Racist. Yeah, okay. Suuure.

But it was such an interesting once-in-a-lifetime experience~!

Yeah, but...Sniper's a girl. You never call girls stupid!

I'm fine with that. Once in a lifetime was enough for me!

...I wasn't aware one of them was a girl. That being said, I draw the line at fawning over pigeons.

Definitely wasn't suggesting we do it again, no worries there.

...how could you not know that? We've had them for like NINE months now and Sniper's ALWAYS been a girl.

Besides, you don't have to FAWN over them. Just be nicer!

Okay, well...good.

Edited 2009-07-26 01:12 (UTC)

I'm sorry, did I accidentally seem like I was interested in them at some other point before now? My bad.

I'm plenty nice to them. I'm just not friendly.

...fine. Be that way.

What the hell is it you want me to do?

Why don't you like them?

...I don't...not like them. I don't like them in the galley, that's all. And your two don't even go in there, so it ain't like it's a huge problem. I only called them stupid birds, I didn't think you'd kick up such a goddamn fuss about it!

Fine.

...

What? I said fine.

Was that an okay fine or a bitchy fine?

Just a fine.

...Fine.