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[serving_love]

I got a new shirt today.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

And give them, apparently.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course~

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It's a shame you're no match for me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I kept up with you for a pretty fucking decent length of time!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You think that you could have in a real fight?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

In a real fight I would've stepped it up a notch, too.

...That being said, you'd still probably kick my ass, but it wouldn't be easy!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Hmm. It might have been more entertaining, at least.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'd fight you more seriously.

Just...gotta give me another day or so.

And it couldn't be on Sunny.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Fighting on a surface one can't afford to break poses serious limitations.

Are you suggesting a rematch? I'm willing if you think you can handle it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can handle it, that ain't a problem.

...Actually - no rematch yet, I want something else first. I'll even give you your goddamn shirt back if you help me out with something.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh? Help you with what?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I want you to teach me some of that Rokushiki stuff.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Is that so? ...All right. Any particular reason?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No... Just think some of those moves could come in really fucking handy. And it wouldn't hurt to add some new stuff to my repertoire.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That's good. It's a shame Kalifa isn't here; her style is much closer to the one you use. But I'll help. If you give my shirt back. And wash it first. Thoroughly.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I don't think Kalifa-san would be a whole lot of help, actually. As hard as she might try.

Alright, alright, I'll give it back and it'll be like it's good as new! And - thanks.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm given to understand that she hates you. Don't take it personally. If you were a woman, she'd probably quite like you.

Of course you will. And you're welcome.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, well there's that. And also that I'd likely become entirely useless around her.

I'll even get it DRY CLEANED.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't help.

You would probably wash it wrong anyway.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I know how to WASH CLOTHES, asshole, ain't like it's difficult!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

What you don't know how to do is take mild, offhand teasing.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Sure I do. I dish it out all the time!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

But you can't take it. There's a colloquial expression for it and everything.

Sanji-kun.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I just have to wrap my mind around YOU being able to tease anyone.

Lucci-kun.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Then I'm doing it right.

I can no longer be offended by honorifics after what Silvers Rayleigh insists upon calling me.