serving_love | (no subject)

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Would I be able to find it in one of his posts?

No.

It's not - he calls me Lucci-chan. It isn't as though I take grave offense to it or anything; it's just annoying. Despite being terribly uncreative.

...Oh.

Ha, good thing I went for Lucci-kins that one time instead of that one, then.

I'm adding that to the tally of things I must take revenge against you for.

Aww, Lucci-kins, really? I've got a tally going?

Growing ever higher. Do you really want to incur my wrath? Really?

Oh, your wrath doesn't worry me, Lucci-kins.

Edited 2009-04-17 03:15 (UTC)

I don't have to injure you to make it hurt.

And stop calling me that, or I will violate Zoro's biting ban. And that, I am not joking about. I'm sure you'd live.

Lucci-kins.

Do you prefer a good wine, or the tasteless shit Zoro drinks?

The former. Obviously, I should hope. Why?

I figured, you're one of the few others on board who does. Zoro took me to a vineyard awhile back that claimed they produced the best wine on the Grand Line. No idea if that's true or not, but it's pretty damn good regardless. I was thinking of opening a bottle tonight - care to join me?

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All right. Why not?

...Seriously?

Alright, awesome!

...I say why not, but I do want to know why.

...Yeah, my reasoning pretty much went along the lines of that "why not".

Fair enough.

You know, Kaku and I got some very good wine as a wedding gift. We haven't had occasion to open it yet, but you'll have to try it at some point, if you're interested. I don't know anyone else around here (or many other places, for that matter) who would have an appreciation for it.

Ah, I saw that post. Hell, if you're offering, ain't no way I'll turn THAT down.

...Hey, Lucci?

I am if Kaku doesn't mind. It's half his, of course.

Yes?

Yeah, that makes sense. If he's interested, I'll cook something to go with it!

...Uh, right. So. I'm two months late in saying this - or saying it and meaning it anyway - but. Welcome to the crew.

I appreciate the offer, and I'm sure he will too. Ah, on an unrelated note, do we have any prepared tuna?

...Thank you. Really.

Actually yeah, I was gonna do tuna steaks over the weekend at some point, so we do. Why?

No problem. I mean it, s'not so bad having you guys here. Hell, you even brought an entire locker full of unexplored possibilities that I still have to go through~

Fia needs fish oil and protein. Usopp was giving her bread and milk.

You know, if you're really that fascinated with my clothes, you may see them. But ask. Attribute it to twenty years of private government service, but I cannot stand it when my personal space is invaded without my permission. That's why I was upset. I don't mind if someone wants to borrow something, but I certainly mind when they go behind my back.

I try not to be uptight about it, but it's rather deeply-ingrained.

Fia - oh, is that the cat? She can have SOME tuna, I guess.

...Wow, kidding, I don't ACTUALLY want to try all your clothes on, dumbass. The shoulders in your shirts like...fucking drown me. Heh, I was just messing with you.