serving_love | (no subject)

That wouldn't help.

You would probably wash it wrong anyway.

...I know how to WASH CLOTHES, asshole, ain't like it's difficult!

What you don't know how to do is take mild, offhand teasing.

...

Sure I do. I dish it out all the time!

But you can't take it. There's a colloquial expression for it and everything.

Sanji-kun.

I just have to wrap my mind around YOU being able to tease anyone.

Lucci-kun.

Then I'm doing it right.

I can no longer be offended by honorifics after what Silvers Rayleigh insists upon calling me.

...What does he call you?

...That's none of your business.

...

Would I be able to find it in one of his posts?

No.

It's not - he calls me Lucci-chan. It isn't as though I take grave offense to it or anything; it's just annoying. Despite being terribly uncreative.

...Oh.

Ha, good thing I went for Lucci-kins that one time instead of that one, then.

I'm adding that to the tally of things I must take revenge against you for.

Aww, Lucci-kins, really? I've got a tally going?

Growing ever higher. Do you really want to incur my wrath? Really?

Oh, your wrath doesn't worry me, Lucci-kins.

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I don't have to injure you to make it hurt.

And stop calling me that, or I will violate Zoro's biting ban. And that, I am not joking about. I'm sure you'd live.

Lucci-kins.

Do you prefer a good wine, or the tasteless shit Zoro drinks?

The former. Obviously, I should hope. Why?

I figured, you're one of the few others on board who does. Zoro took me to a vineyard awhile back that claimed they produced the best wine on the Grand Line. No idea if that's true or not, but it's pretty damn good regardless. I was thinking of opening a bottle tonight - care to join me?

...

All right. Why not?

...Seriously?

Alright, awesome!

...I say why not, but I do want to know why.