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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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Hmm. Some sort of curse, then?

Just obsessed with girls.

Oh. All right then. He said he thought he was under a spell.

...he was trying to flirt with you.

Do you think so? Hm.

He flirts with every girl. Its not that hard to figure out.

Oh. All right then.

Yeah.

My name's Luna, by the way. It's nice to meet you. :)

Zoro. Roronoa Zoro.

That name is a bit like a tongue-twister, you know. I suppose you must be used to it, though.

Its not that bad.

It's rather fun to say, but tricky.

Just stick with "Zoro".

All right then.

Have you been a pirate for very long, Zoro? I'm new to it, myself.

Used to be a pirate hunter.

You lookin for the one piece or just out to make others lives shitty.

Oh. What made you change careers?

I'm hoping to find adventure! And treasure, of course. That's an important part of being a pirate, you know.

...I don't intend to make things shitty.

Some idiot.

If we ever meet don't fight that shitty cook, it'll be an easy win for you.

Oh. All right then.

Do you think so? I'm all right with offensive magic, but a lot of my friends are better.

Name's Luffy. He's our captain.

He won't fight back against girls.

I see. :) Do you have a very large crew?

Oh. That's quite chivalrous of him.

We have nine. But we could beat the shit out of any of those crews out there with hundreds of thugs.

Its a load of crap.

There's only me and three other on my crew right now. The others are all ninja, I think.

Do you think? I wouldn't fight with someone who wouldn't fight back, I suppose, but perhaps others would take advantage.

Oh, Chopper! Is he on your crew? I spoke with him the other day. :)

Some guys out there think more means better. It doesn't.

They would.

He's our doctor.

Hm. It wouldn't necessarily, I suppose. I'm only a novice at piracy, so I think most would have an advantage over me.

I can see where that would be a problem, then.

Oh. He didn't tell me he was a doctor. That's quite admirable. Should pirate crews have a doctor on board?