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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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There's only me and three other on my crew right now. The others are all ninja, I think.

Do you think? I wouldn't fight with someone who wouldn't fight back, I suppose, but perhaps others would take advantage.

Oh, Chopper! Is he on your crew? I spoke with him the other day. :)

Some guys out there think more means better. It doesn't.

They would.

He's our doctor.

Hm. It wouldn't necessarily, I suppose. I'm only a novice at piracy, so I think most would have an advantage over me.

I can see where that would be a problem, then.

Oh. He didn't tell me he was a doctor. That's quite admirable. Should pirate crews have a doctor on board?

You never know.

Yeah. Exactly.

...unless you wanna get infected or some shit. Also helps for hangovers.

I'll suggest to the rest of the crew that we look for a doctor, then. ...Though I don't think any of us are heavy drinkers.

There ain't nothin better to do when sailing.

Cooks are good too. Just not asshole ones.

Oh. Though I think we're all underage, too, so maybe it would be best to find another way to pass the time.

Perhaps our crews can exchange recipes!

You're in the middle of the ocean. What does it matter if you're underage.

Ask the shithead, not me.

Oh. I suppose that's true.

You mean Sanji? Don't you have a favorite dish, Zoro?

Just ask Chopper.

Yeah, him. I like stuff with rice. And pie.

How old is Chopper?

I may have a very good recipe for blackberry tarts. That's a bit like pie, you know. I shall have to see if I packed it in my trunk...

Fifteen.

Sounds good.

Oh; then he's the same age as me! That's even more impressive, that he's become a doctor at such a young age, you know.

Guess so. Lived with doctors or some shit for a long time he said.

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