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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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Oi. Che, you say that NOW.

I think I just have more self-control than you. Again.

...The hell do you mean again?!

Was I unclear?

You're delusional, is what you are! AS ALWAYS.

Everyone knows kitsune don't tell the truth. Don't worry little kitsune, I won't rub it in. Too much.

...I swear to god if you call me delicate vixen or LITTLE KITSUNE or any other shitty name again, I'm gonna shove my foot THROUGH your face, you stupid shit-swordsman.

But you are. You're a fluffy, hen-stealing, yip-yipping, gets-chased-by-hounds little kitsune. If we hit an island, you should stay behind in case they practice fox-hunting.

LAKJSDHKA I AM NOT ANY OF THAT SHIT, SHUT UPalksjdhhhhhh—

ajksdhfajklahskldj;a......mnothgerrFUDCKK.

.......Heh.

i hhate yuoiu. HASPPY??

Very.

...You're cute.

........i amn NOTT cuite.

Yes you are. You're tiny.

...I want to bite your ears.

i kwnow. shuit up.

,.,..yoiu wanrt to WHJAT. dont,, theyrre shittuy foix earas but i'd preferr themn ATTACHJED TO MY HEAAD.

fukc typieng is a opain in the ass.

Not much bigger than Leo. Bet she could smack you around.

I don't want to bite 'em off. Just...bite 'em. I dunno.

At least your fox paws are small.

che, shje lovess me too muxch to do tyhat.

.../.why? shiitty weirdo.

not smakll ERNOUIGH. its hgard to be acccuraste.

She'd probably do it just for fun. Once in a lifetime opportunity or whatever.

Shut up, I don't know why.

Eh. It's still readable.

doiubt it. ..,.acrtuALly, youu mighjt be riight. shje does lkike the tail.

i wanmt to scrastch YOIUR ears, buit that aint bnecause im a fox.

i guewss..

Probably sees it as a cat toy.

...Huh? Well. You can't.

beacuse it LOOKs liuke a cat toyu.

....but youure a gianmt cat.