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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

Comments

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows kitsune don't tell the truth. Don't worry little kitsune, I won't rub it in. Too much.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I swear to god if you call me delicate vixen or LITTLE KITSUNE or any other shitty name again, I'm gonna shove my foot THROUGH your face, you stupid shit-swordsman.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

But you are. You're a fluffy, hen-stealing, yip-yipping, gets-chased-by-hounds little kitsune. If we hit an island, you should stay behind in case they practice fox-hunting.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

LAKJSDHKA I AM NOT ANY OF THAT SHIT, SHUT UPalksjdhhhhhh—

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

ajksdhfajklahskldj;a......mnothgerrFUDCKK.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

.......Heh.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

i hhate yuoiu. HASPPY??

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Very.

...You're cute.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

........i amn NOTT cuite.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Yes you are. You're tiny.

...I want to bite your ears.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

i kwnow. shuit up.

,.,..yoiu wanrt to WHJAT. dont,, theyrre shittuy foix earas but i'd preferr themn ATTACHJED TO MY HEAAD.

fukc typieng is a opain in the ass.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Not much bigger than Leo. Bet she could smack you around.

I don't want to bite 'em off. Just...bite 'em. I dunno.

At least your fox paws are small.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

che, shje lovess me too muxch to do tyhat.

.../.why? shiitty weirdo.

not smakll ERNOUIGH. its hgard to be acccuraste.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

She'd probably do it just for fun. Once in a lifetime opportunity or whatever.

Shut up, I don't know why.

Eh. It's still readable.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

doiubt it. ..,.acrtuALly, youu mighjt be riight. shje does lkike the tail.

i wanmt to scrastch YOIUR ears, buit that aint bnecause im a fox.

i guewss..

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Probably sees it as a cat toy.

...Huh? Well. You can't.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

beacuse it LOOKs liuke a cat toyu.

....but youure a gianmt cat.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Yup. Pretty much.

Tiger. Not a domesticated house cat.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

damnn thinhg.

so? neithwers luccvi.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hah. At least none of us is a hound.

...What's your point?

/changes back!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

seriouu—ack—ah, finally. But yeah, for fucking serious. Guess I'd know how Usopp feels, though, if there was one.

...Uh. I dunno. That you should let me scratch your ears? Behind your ears. Whatever.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Yeah. ...Still getting the urge to pounce on him.

...Your argument makes no sense.