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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

doiubt it. ..,.acrtuALly, youu mighjt be riight. shje does lkike the tail.

i wanmt to scrastch YOIUR ears, buit that aint bnecause im a fox.

i guewss..

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Probably sees it as a cat toy.

...Huh? Well. You can't.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

beacuse it LOOKs liuke a cat toyu.

....but youure a gianmt cat.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...Yup. Pretty much.

Tiger. Not a domesticated house cat.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

damnn thinhg.

so? neithwers luccvi.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hah. At least none of us is a hound.

...What's your point?

/changes back!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

seriouu—ack—ah, finally. But yeah, for fucking serious. Guess I'd know how Usopp feels, though, if there was one.

...Uh. I dunno. That you should let me scratch your ears? Behind your ears. Whatever.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Yeah. ...Still getting the urge to pounce on him.

...Your argument makes no sense.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he pretty much makes me feel like it's dinner time whenever he walks past, but...trying to ignore that.

It makes perfect sense! Lucci ain't a domesticated house cat either but he still lets people pet him! Sometimes. Depending on who you are.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

He's nakama. Not like we'd really eat him.

Hn. That's 'cause he's whipped.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well I know that.

That may be, but you should still let me pet you.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...George has been giving you dirty looks.

I'm not even a tiger right now.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, supposedly she's going to tear me in two if I so much as sniff the wrong way in Usopp's direction.

You still have tiger ears.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Hn. Kinda overboard. ...Panther, huh.

And you have fox ears!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Little bit. And yeah.

That you want to bite! At least petting is normal.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

...She'd better not lay a tooth on you. Especially for a stupid reason like that.

Biting is normal! ...For a tiger. Probably.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

She won’t. ...I think. What’re you gonna do if she does?

Tigers are weird, then.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Stop her, what do you think, moron.

Che, like foxes are any better! I bet you wanna steal chicken eggs and hens.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Just checking! Not that I can’t handle some big bad shitty panther myself, obviously.

...I do not—just because I wanted to make myself an omelet earlier. It’s MY galley, I don’t have to steal shit from there! ...Incidentally, we’re actually out of eggs now.

[tora-gari.livejournal.com]

Don't think your kicks work the same when you're a fox, cook.

...Uh-huh.