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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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It is! Between doors and all the freaking cats around here, surprised the shitty thing hasn't been ripped off yet or something.

Oh. ...Just don't be as fucking HUGE as Zoro is. Please.

Well animals deal with their tails without hurting them all the time, so I'm sure you can figure it out!

Well. I'm female so. I think I'd automatically be a little smaller. Unless I was like a liger or something because they're huge. But I'm black so I'm probably a panther.

They're used to them.

...Heh. Panther, huh. There's another fitting one.

You'll figure it out.

You think so?

Here's hoping.

Well, considering.

Even if you don't this probably won't last all that long.

Considering what?

Yeah, true enough.

That you're a grim reaper and you're dating a leopard. Thus...black panther.

I kind of hope it's not over too quickly, though.

...simple. I guess I'll take it.

I always thought I'd be a black cat, if I were an animal, though. But just a normal, domestic cat. A mean stray one.

But since I've been here I've...I don't know. Apparently gotten more panthery or something.

Why?

You've gotten stronger, anyway. And panthers are definitely stronger than domestic cats!

...because it's cool. I can purr.

Yeah!

...did you know that panthers are just black versions of other big cats? Usually jaguars. Or leopards.

Ah. I can...growl? Sort of? It's weird. I was making the fucking loudest shitty...barking sound. When I was chasing Usopp around. Ugh.

Mm, I did know that actually. Again, one of the reasons it suits you!

I can growl too. But purring is way cooler. It's completely involuntary, too, it's crazy.

Yeah, I heard about that. Please don't eat my boyfriend.

Ooh. I'm purring again.

Heh. So what, when you're happy it just happens?

...Right. Sorry. I'll try not to. It'd be kind of shitty of me if I did.

Yeah. It's kind of awesome.

It'd be more than shitty.

Why?

Mm...little bit, yeah.

...I don't know. I always really like it when Lucci purrs. It's like...undeniable proof that in that moment, he's content.

Well. If you hurt him. Even if it's an accident...I might not be as big as Zoro tiger, but I could still rip you apart.

True.

...You're going to rip me apart if I hurt Usopp by accident. That seems a little unfair.

It makes me happy.

I said I could.

Knowing he's happy? Yeah, I get that. S'good.

It'd be really fucking awesome if you didn't. I'm not going to hurt Usopp! And I like being all in one piece, thanks much.

Yeah. And it's...soothing. Is that weird?

Sorry. Predatory instinct, or something, I guess.

Nah, not at all. It's nice knowing when the people you love are in good spirits.

Heh...yeah, definitely understand that.

Yeah.

Thanks. So...yes. Don't eat Usopp. And we'll be cool.

I wonder if Zoro purrs.

Wasn't really planning on it.

Hahaha you should try.

Good.

I think I will! Long as he doesn't try to bite my hand off first.