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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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...because it's cool. I can purr.

Yeah!

...did you know that panthers are just black versions of other big cats? Usually jaguars. Or leopards.

Ah. I can...growl? Sort of? It's weird. I was making the fucking loudest shitty...barking sound. When I was chasing Usopp around. Ugh.

Mm, I did know that actually. Again, one of the reasons it suits you!

I can growl too. But purring is way cooler. It's completely involuntary, too, it's crazy.

Yeah, I heard about that. Please don't eat my boyfriend.

Ooh. I'm purring again.

Heh. So what, when you're happy it just happens?

...Right. Sorry. I'll try not to. It'd be kind of shitty of me if I did.

Yeah. It's kind of awesome.

It'd be more than shitty.

Why?

Mm...little bit, yeah.

...I don't know. I always really like it when Lucci purrs. It's like...undeniable proof that in that moment, he's content.

Well. If you hurt him. Even if it's an accident...I might not be as big as Zoro tiger, but I could still rip you apart.

True.

...You're going to rip me apart if I hurt Usopp by accident. That seems a little unfair.

It makes me happy.

I said I could.

Knowing he's happy? Yeah, I get that. S'good.

It'd be really fucking awesome if you didn't. I'm not going to hurt Usopp! And I like being all in one piece, thanks much.

Yeah. And it's...soothing. Is that weird?

Sorry. Predatory instinct, or something, I guess.

Nah, not at all. It's nice knowing when the people you love are in good spirits.

Heh...yeah, definitely understand that.

Yeah.

Thanks. So...yes. Don't eat Usopp. And we'll be cool.

I wonder if Zoro purrs.

Wasn't really planning on it.

Hahaha you should try.

Good.

I think I will! Long as he doesn't try to bite my hand off first.

You'll have to play your cards right.

Scratch behind his ears.

I have catnip. That's as deep as my plan gets.

Yeah, was going to!

Oooh. Crafty.

...I'm actually curious as to what catnip would do to me, too.

Lucci really likes that.

I have no idea what it does to...big cats. Doubt it'll effect you as much as it does Ilario and Leo. It'll be interesting to see, though.

Yeah, I know. Heh, most cats like that, George.

Yeah, me either. It will be an experiment!

You do? Well. Yes. I guess that's true.

Yes! I'll tell you how it goes with him, and then...you can try some? If you want.

...He might've let me pet him once. Reluctantly.

Haha okay, sure.

Really?? When was this?? Hahaha!

Heh, oh...awhile ago. After his arm healed. Same island where we helped ourselves to free booze after clearing out the bar by using Lucci's leopard form to scare the shit out of everyone.

Haha I remember that. That was like...January. Not too long after he and I got together.