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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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...I don't know. I always really like it when Lucci purrs. It's like...undeniable proof that in that moment, he's content.

Well. If you hurt him. Even if it's an accident...I might not be as big as Zoro tiger, but I could still rip you apart.

True.

...You're going to rip me apart if I hurt Usopp by accident. That seems a little unfair.

It makes me happy.

I said I could.

Knowing he's happy? Yeah, I get that. S'good.

It'd be really fucking awesome if you didn't. I'm not going to hurt Usopp! And I like being all in one piece, thanks much.

Yeah. And it's...soothing. Is that weird?

Sorry. Predatory instinct, or something, I guess.

Nah, not at all. It's nice knowing when the people you love are in good spirits.

Heh...yeah, definitely understand that.

Yeah.

Thanks. So...yes. Don't eat Usopp. And we'll be cool.

I wonder if Zoro purrs.

Wasn't really planning on it.

Hahaha you should try.

Good.

I think I will! Long as he doesn't try to bite my hand off first.

You'll have to play your cards right.

Scratch behind his ears.

I have catnip. That's as deep as my plan gets.

Yeah, was going to!

Oooh. Crafty.

...I'm actually curious as to what catnip would do to me, too.

Lucci really likes that.

I have no idea what it does to...big cats. Doubt it'll effect you as much as it does Ilario and Leo. It'll be interesting to see, though.

Yeah, I know. Heh, most cats like that, George.

Yeah, me either. It will be an experiment!

You do? Well. Yes. I guess that's true.

Yes! I'll tell you how it goes with him, and then...you can try some? If you want.

...He might've let me pet him once. Reluctantly.

Haha okay, sure.

Really?? When was this?? Hahaha!

Heh, oh...awhile ago. After his arm healed. Same island where we helped ourselves to free booze after clearing out the bar by using Lucci's leopard form to scare the shit out of everyone.

Haha I remember that. That was like...January. Not too long after he and I got together.

Mmhmm. So a couple months back.

Jeez. I've been here for a long time.

...Well yeah. Over a year now!

Yeah...like...a year and three months. It doesn't feel like it's been that long.

...and at the same time it feels like it's been a lot longer. Does that make sense?

Yeah, it does. Lucci said the same thing back in February.

I'm glad I'm here.