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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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The only downside to what is happening is that it doesn't kill me.

Oh? What'd you get hit with, then?

He's half a zebra. I had to take all the mirrors down.

Thank you, Levi. But I can't allow you to be seen with someone as mortifyingly disgusting as me.

You are not mortifyingly disgusting! And you're my friend; I want to be seen with you.

Even when I'm clearly asymmetrical and can't even keep one side of my body the same as the other?

Yes, even then.

Your low standards and removal of all the mirrors everywhere have made me feel better. Everyone should have a friend like you.

Um...thanks, Kid.

You're quite welcome.

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...Ha. That's oddly fitting.

You alright, Levi-san?

I'm fine. Just a little disoriented still.

...Your ears are so cute!

From suddenly having wings? Definitely understandable.

...asjkdhf I don't know if cute is the word I'd sue for them, but if Levi-san thinks so!

I think it'd be easier to stop knocking things over with them if they also weren't ruining my sense of balance.

They're fluffy! I wish I could pet them.

Can you fly with yours?

Ah...the thought of having your hands on me~!

I haven't had the chance to try yet, but I don't think they'd really support my weight right.

Uh-huh. I think Sanji-kun is a little old for me.

Oh. Well that’s no fun!

...I’m not OLD. How old are you??

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Something more horrible than a funhouse filled with weird mirrors.

Zebra, huh?

SOME SORT OF FREAK ZEBRA WITH STRIPES ONLY ON ONE SIDE!!

I'm a disgrace to zebras anywhere. None of them would allow me into their herd! The lions would go after me first and I wouldn't even be that tasty!

...I'm sure you'd taste fine. Do you have hooves or anything?

Not most of the time, why?

Can't you just pretend you AREN'T half-striped?

Just curious. Would suck not to have thumbs. Or hands at all.

How can I look past something so major?

Levi-san took down all the mirrors, yeah? Just don't think about it.

...

I think I've told you not to think about shit before, but that doesn't work for you, does it?