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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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SOME SORT OF FREAK ZEBRA WITH STRIPES ONLY ON ONE SIDE!!

I'm a disgrace to zebras anywhere. None of them would allow me into their herd! The lions would go after me first and I wouldn't even be that tasty!

...I'm sure you'd taste fine. Do you have hooves or anything?

Not most of the time, why?

Can't you just pretend you AREN'T half-striped?

Just curious. Would suck not to have thumbs. Or hands at all.

How can I look past something so major?

Levi-san took down all the mirrors, yeah? Just don't think about it.

...

I think I've told you not to think about shit before, but that doesn't work for you, does it?

Now that you've told me not to think about it, that's ALL I can think about.

How are YOU managing to not think about your hair?

I mean...how are managing to think about your hair?

I mean THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A HAIR!!

*FOX

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How do you even manage to function daily?

It was merely a couple of typos.

Yeah, but you flip out over EVERYTHING.

Nonsense. I'm very level-headed under pressure.

I've yet to see that, I think.

See this icon. This is how level-headed I am all the time.

All the time, huh.

All the time.

What was that shitty mess of comments up above then?

I meant pressure that has nothing to do with asymmetry or a supposed "mess" of comments.

And my hair is FINE.

...hahahaha! Oh, you're hilarious.

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