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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

Even when I'm clearly asymmetrical and can't even keep one side of my body the same as the other?

[vocabulous.livejournal.com]

Yes, even then.

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

Your low standards and removal of all the mirrors everywhere have made me feel better. Everyone should have a friend like you.

[vocabulos.livejournal.com]

Um...thanks, Kid.

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

You're quite welcome.

[vocabulous.livejournal.com]

Are you feeling better now?

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

Yes, how can I be bad when you are perfectly symmetrical?

[vocabulous.livejournal.com]

I do my best!

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

I purchased some sunscreen for you earlier today. I hear people get freckles if they spend too much time in the sun and you wouldn't want to get a freckle.

Or a burn.

[vocabulos.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Thanks! It has been pretty sunny lately.

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

Yes, there were many essentials picked up at the store today. Lots of tape, sunscreen and, oh! Levi! I bought matching salt and pepper shakers! (Two each. Because salt and pepper shakers don't match perfectly.) But they were amazing.

[vocabulous.livejournal.com]

What do they look like?

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

Look at the geometry in these things.

[vocabulous.livejournal.com]

Oh, neat!