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[serving_love]

...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

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[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you doenjoy a good symmetrical conversation?

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

To Whom it May Concern (Sanji),

I would like to call your choice in formatting to attention because, in all honesty, it is unacceptable. All four lines end at different points, causing the aesthetic to be horrendously off and, frankly, I almost vomited. Were I to give this entry a grade, it would receive a D- and that, I feel, is being generous.

It is not a matter of unimportance because this sort of thing is quite important. If you made food the way you update your Livejournal, your food would be inedible. If you did your hair the way--

While we're on the subject of your hair, I'd like to suggest that you also try a new hairstyle. Your current one is terrible and I believe that your lack of success with the ladies has entirely to do with your hair. Please consider changing it.

I appreciate you taking the time to read my concerns.

Sincerely,
Death the Kid

PS: The last night I was here, you put my gravy on my mashed potatoes for me when I specifically said I didn't like my food touching. Gravy touching mashed potatoes is food touching food. It was ruined and became inedible. (By me, in any case. The captain made sure no food was wasted.)

[ishikawajuusan.livejournal.com]

Lupin had a penchant for managing a situation being as well-prepared as possible.

Mn. Perhaps you or your nakama will enjoy playing Cho-han, when I show Vivi how it is played. The game is very simple in nature and best involves a larger number of participants.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Right. Not yet, at least.

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

For posing?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Levi is seeing if she can separate the animals out with magic. And Kid is interested in the guy who made them. I'm just kind of...tagging along and helping them where they need help.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I would love your help, Vivi-chan~! Usopp and I decided we're going to make peanut butter cookies, brownies, and vanilla ice cream, you can help us out!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Heh, awesome. We're in the galley, Michiko-chan! What're you having?

[deathdoc.livejournal.com]

Got any kittens to spare?

Re: [Private]

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's probably because you worry about everything ever.

Well. Her deathday isn't even until the end of the month. You think she'll feel better BEFORE that? I'd think it would be the opposite.

[regal-azure.livejournal.com]

Those sound delicious! I didn't even know there was a way to easily make ice cream. I'll be right there.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I...enjoy when other people are having them.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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Good point!

What kind of sandwich were you thinking?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Do you think you'll have to?

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'd be able to join in anyway.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

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MY HAIR IS JUST FINE.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

My nakama will play anything. Never heard of Cho-han, though. What is it?

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should have made my letter anonymous.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Not yet. They're too little. Why, you interested?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ice cream is easy! It's just the freezing part that takes a little while, but I started on it already so it shouldn't be TOO long. Usopp's doing the cookies, you and I can do the brownies!

[regal-azure.livejournal.com]

Okay! I haven't made brownies in so long.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't. The numbers would be all uneven.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Okay. Just...in the order you set them on the counter? You'll tell me how much to use, right?

Yes! It's like...part of the uniform, or something.

[8deathtaed8.livejournal.com]

If I don't notice the asymmetry, please don't point it out.