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...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

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To Whom it May Concern (Sanji),

I would like to call your choice in formatting to attention because, in all honesty, it is unacceptable. All four lines end at different points, causing the aesthetic to be horrendously off and, frankly, I almost vomited. Were I to give this entry a grade, it would receive a D- and that, I feel, is being generous.

It is not a matter of unimportance because this sort of thing is quite important. If you made food the way you update your Livejournal, your food would be inedible. If you did your hair the way--

While we're on the subject of your hair, I'd like to suggest that you also try a new hairstyle. Your current one is terrible and I believe that your lack of success with the ladies has entirely to do with your hair. Please consider changing it.

I appreciate you taking the time to read my concerns.

Sincerely,
Death the Kid

PS: The last night I was here, you put my gravy on my mashed potatoes for me when I specifically said I didn't like my food touching. Gravy touching mashed potatoes is food touching food. It was ruined and became inedible. (By me, in any case. The captain made sure no food was wasted.)

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MY HAIR IS JUST FINE.

Perhaps I should have made my letter anonymous.

Tch.

...Do you like your gravy in a bowl or something? It's kind of hard to put it anywhere on a plate and expect it to not touch the other food.

I don't like gravy. It actually has nothing to do with my food touching.

Well you could've said that, you moron.

I had to leave the room to vomit, there was no time.

Before I started serving food.

Oh. Yes. Not a problem, I will remember that for the future.

Good, then it won't happen again.

A precise and neat fix.

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