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...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

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He's lying.

By all means, please, continue this enthralling conversation.

Oh, so you doenjoy a good symmetrical conversation?

...I...enjoy when other people are having them.

I don't think you'd be able to join in anyway.

I wouldn't. The numbers would be all uneven.

If I don't notice the asymmetry, please don't point it out.

It's not asymmetrical since I'm not joining in!

Yes, but the potential asymmetry that could have come from your joining was unnecessary to point out.

I felt like pointing it out.

I can see that. However, I would like you to keep your douchebagitude to a minimum and set it aside while you're speaking to me.

Mm.....nah.

Then expect no mercy from me either.

...Your stripes are angled differently in that icon.

THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG. THE STRIPES IN MY HAIR DON'T BOTHER ME AT ALL!

...Oh right. Of course it doesn't. My bad.

Think of how YOU would feel if you had stripes in your hair!

ON ONLY ONE SIDE.

....I don't think I would care.

You have to admit it's hideous.

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