I would like to call your choice in formatting to attention because, in all honesty, it is unacceptable. All four lines end at different points, causing the aesthetic to be horrendously off and, frankly, I almost vomited. Were I to give this entry a grade, it would receive a D- and that, I feel, is being generous.
It is not a matter of unimportance because this sort of thing is quite important. If you made food the way you update your Livejournal, your food would be inedible. If you did your hair the way--
While we're on the subject of your hair, I'd like to suggest that you also try a new hairstyle. Your current one is terrible and I believe that your lack of success with the ladies has entirely to do with your hair. Please consider changing it.
I appreciate you taking the time to read my concerns.
Sincerely, Death the Kid
PS: The last night I was here, you put my gravy on my mashed potatoes for me when I specifically said I didn't like my food touching. Gravy touching mashed potatoes is food touching food. It was ruined and became inedible. (By me, in any case. The captain made sure no food was wasted.)
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I would like to call your choice in formatting to attention because, in all honesty, it is unacceptable. All four lines end at different points, causing the aesthetic to be horrendously off and, frankly, I almost vomited. Were I to give this entry a grade, it would receive a D- and that, I feel, is being generous.
It is not a matter of unimportance because this sort of thing is quite important. If you made food the way you update your Livejournal, your food would be inedible. If you did your hair the way--
While we're on the subject of your hair, I'd like to suggest that you also try a new hairstyle. Your current one is terrible and I believe that your lack of success with the ladies has entirely to do with your hair. Please consider changing it.
I appreciate you taking the time to read my concerns.
Sincerely,
Death the Kid
PS: The last night I was here, you put my gravy on my mashed potatoes for me when I specifically said I didn't like my food touching. Gravy touching mashed potatoes is food touching food. It was ruined and became inedible. (By me, in any case. The captain made sure no food was wasted.)