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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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Oh, Little Garden I knew about. This...is new.

Now it's trying to eat my shoe, but whenever I kick one someone with an axe gives me a very stern look, and I'd like to be able to grab lunch later without being refused service on account of dragon abuse. What's the proper protocol, here? Should I pick it up and toss it? They can fly; I'm sure it would figure it out.

Protocol? Hell if I know. You mean it's actually near you right now? Where are you??

I went out into the woods for awhile and now I'm sitting on a hill across from some sheep.

...Oh. Damn, I wanted to see it.

You can always come out here if you want. They won't leave me alone.

There's more than one? Man, those guys keep flying away from me! Alright, I'll come find you.

Four or five at a time. I think it's because I'm sitting very still and smell like dead deer.

Dead deer, huh. How appealing. Alright, which hill are you on? There's about a thousand of them.

...One of the shitty big ones that sets itself on fire is eyeing me.

If you go past - hold on, now it's trying to chew on my laptop. If you go past the sort of town square area, you can see a sort of watchtower; I'm on the hill next to that. I think you'll be able to spot me from a distance. I'm the one with the small cloud of tiny dragons around.

Mmmm...oh, gotcha. I think I see the dragon cloud.

...These people are seriously flying around on the dragons. That seems crazy to me. Annnd now the big one is following me.

Hope that it's because it likes you.

I'm gonna kick him in the nose if he scares those little ones away.

I don't think they're afraid of the other dragons.

...Do you like them?

...Well. They're kind of—cute. In a retarded sort of way.

They look like a cross between an evil bat and a mentally unstable salamander.

Yeah, but they're LITTLE.

And that automatically makes them cute?

...Of course. 99% of all miniature anythings are cute.

Their eyes don't even look in the same direction.

Thus being cute in a retarded sort of way!

I don't see it. I think one of them is in love with me, though.

But look, they purr and shit! They're like. Scaly cats.

The fat ones are more like dogs, I think. The little ones are a bit like cats with brain damage.

The fat ones look more like pigs to me. They're uglier than the big ugly ones, too. Shitty Dragon ain't so bad, though.

...Sanji, you can't name it.