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Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

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Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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...Whatever. Shut up. He wouldn't fit on board anyway.

No, he wouldn't. And you have kittens to worry about.

...You don't think dragons eat cats, do you?

...Well, I haven't seen any cats around.

Maybe they just don't HAVE them here.

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I'm telling Zoro to make sure Leo stays below deck.

...That might be for the best.

I would have to kill every dragon here if one of them snatched her up. And that might piss off the villagers.

Ha. You would?

...Yes!

What I meant was, no you wouldn't, because I would have done it before you got the chance.

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Oh.

...Well we BOTH could! I would definitely want some of the action!

Let's just prevent the dragons from eating our cats and then not deal with it, shall we?

...Yeah, that sounds like a better plan.

Any luck flying on the dragons?

Working on it now!

Don't get eaten.

Pah, like I would.

Really. I can't rescue you; I'm taking George on the above-ground island tour.

...I wouldn't need rescuing, dumbass.

Mmhm.

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