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[serving_love]

Ship's damaged, ain't much of a market here, still shitty dragons everywhere. We've been told they ain't all that dangerous, though. Ha, yeah, tell that to Franky, damn things nearly took down the whole mast and our sails look like shit. But there's a lot of ships in the harbor, so at least we know they've got the means to fix this.

Apparently this island is called Berk. Shitty name. The people here—

...

Are they riding the—? What the hell. ...Back in a bit, gonna go take a closer look.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna kick him in the nose if he scares those little ones away.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I don't think they're afraid of the other dragons.

...Do you like them?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Well. They're kind of—cute. In a retarded sort of way.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

They look like a cross between an evil bat and a mentally unstable salamander.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they're LITTLE.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

And that automatically makes them cute?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Of course. 99% of all miniature anythings are cute.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Their eyes don't even look in the same direction.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Thus being cute in a retarded sort of way!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I don't see it. I think one of them is in love with me, though.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

But look, they purr and shit! They're like. Scaly cats.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

The fat ones are more like dogs, I think. The little ones are a bit like cats with brain damage.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The fat ones look more like pigs to me. They're uglier than the big ugly ones, too. Shitty Dragon ain't so bad, though.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Sanji, you can't name it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Why not?!

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Because then you'll want to keep it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oi, I'm not five.

...But seriously, he's really not that bad.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Because sometimes I wonder.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Whatever. Shut up. He wouldn't fit on board anyway.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

No, he wouldn't. And you have kittens to worry about.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You don't think dragons eat cats, do you?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...Well, I haven't seen any cats around.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Maybe they just don't HAVE them here.

...

I'm telling Zoro to make sure Leo stays below deck.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...That might be for the best.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I would have to kill every dragon here if one of them snatched her up. And that might piss off the villagers.