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[serving_love]

I think Leo might be sick.

...Or maybe she's just really not a kitten anymore.

I don't know, but something's going on with her. She hasn't been as playful lately, like she'd rather lounge around the galley—or wherever I am...actually, she follows me damn near everywhere now—instead of rolling around with Ilario. And she's getting a little...chubby. Because of it. That, and she's eating more than usual. Guess that doesn't help.

Ilario's still playful as shit, though. Do girls still mature faster than boys even when they're cats?? I don't want my baby to be all grown up!!!

...Should probably just talk to Chopper.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right?? I was thinking of maybe putting her on a diet, but...she eats like she's really fucking hungry, so...

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...what if...

We never got Leo and Ilario spayed and neutered, did we?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No. No, we didn't. George—I've got two people telling me she could be PREGNANT.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...Ilario is going to be a daddy!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

...

Haaa...

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

And we'll have new kittens! This is exciting!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's not exciting—where's Chopper. I NEED HIM TO CHECK ASJKLDHS.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Why not? Weren't you just saying that you missed Leo being a kitten? Now we'll have new kittens!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

But my BABY is PREGNANT!!!!

The hell was that shitty black-and-white doing sniffing around her anyway, THEY'RE PRACTICALLY BROTHER AND SISTER.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

She's a cat, Sanji.

And if you didn't want her getting pregnant you should have gotten her spayed. They were just doing what nature intended.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...SHE'S STILL MY BABY.

Well I didn't know she was going to go and get knocked up! I didn't think about it!!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. And Ilario is mine, so I get it.

Well. Yeah. To be fair, I didn't either. Otherwise I probably would've gotten Ilario neutered.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Ilario, I still can't believe he—AUGH.

But.

...

Kittens.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Hey. She must have been in heat. So she was asking for it.

Kittens!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Excuse you. She can't help that. ...How do you even know if a cat is in heat?

...I do like kittens.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I know they yowl a lot when they're in heat. It's like they're yelling "SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCK ME".

Yay! Kittens! I get to keep one, right? Because my cat is the daddy?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, George, can you not??

...Wait, that's what that was? When she wouldn't shut up? Huh.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

Yeah, probably. So you do remember that?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember it happening a couple times. Been about a month since the last time... Apparently she's like halfway through her pregnancy already!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Wow, seriously?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah. They only last like...nine weeks about. Weird.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Can't we just keep all of them?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I guess it depends on how many there are. But I mean I want one for me. One that I can name and that will sleep in my bed with me and stuff.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Isn't that why you have Ilario?

I mean, obviously it's totally fine by me. But possibly we should check with everyone and see how they feel about...having more animals on board.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but half the time he sleeps with Usopp. And I want another one.

Well the only person on board that doesn't like animals is Tulio, and he's leaving soon, right?