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I think Leo might be sick.

...Or maybe she's just really not a kitten anymore.

I don't know, but something's going on with her. She hasn't been as playful lately, like she'd rather lounge around the galley—or wherever I am...actually, she follows me damn near everywhere now—instead of rolling around with Ilario. And she's getting a little...chubby. Because of it. That, and she's eating more than usual. Guess that doesn't help.

Ilario's still playful as shit, though. Do girls still mature faster than boys even when they're cats?? I don't want my baby to be all grown up!!!

...Should probably just talk to Chopper.

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Cats grow. Shocking, I know.

I'm sure nothing's WRONG with her, Sanji. You just worry too much. She looks fine!!

You have her fixed, I hope?

You'll probably be a grandfather soon.

...I know they grow, asshole. I was just hoping she wouldn't grow so QUICKLY.

I don't worry too much!! I worry exactly the right amount! ...She's so goddamn big, when did that happen? We need to get some kittens again.

Have her—what? No?

...How do you figure?

...now that you mention it, she has gotten a little chubbier recently.

You're really asking me that?

Female cat. Getting big around the midsection. Lots of eating.

Sounds like you're going to be a Grandpa to little kittens.

...you're hanging around Tulio too much.

She's not even that big! She's just...not a kitten anymore. I mean. Ilario's the same way. It would have been NICE if they could stay little longer, but...

Anyway, I don't know if we really need MORE pets. This is coming from someone who really likes animals, but we're starting to get a little...overrun.

Right?? I was thinking of maybe putting her on a diet, but...she eats like she's really fucking hungry, so...

Then she's probably pregnant!

But don't quote me on this one.

Congratulations, papa!

...

She's—no, she's way to young to be—to have KITTENS.

If a cat isn't fixed, they can get pregnant as early as six months there, Cook-san.

...That was totally one of his lines, wasn't it. Damn.

She SEEMS big. I remember when she practically fit in my hand.

We could always get rid of the birds.

...Ha. Hahaha. Good one. There ain't no well in hell she's—that. She's too young!

.........Six months??

...what if...

We never got Leo and Ilario spayed and neutered, did we?

Yuuup.

Well. She used to be kitten-sized, and now she's...cat-sized. Or almost. I don't think she's gonna get much bigger.

...no way! They were here first, anyway!

...No. No, we didn't. George—I've got two people telling me she could be PREGNANT.

How old is she?

...Shut up.

Apparently she...might.

I was kidding, man.

...Ilario is going to be a daddy!

Uh... We got them in August. And she was probably...at least eight weeks then. So. About ten months? Maybe a little older?

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