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[serving_love]

I think Leo might be sick.

...Or maybe she's just really not a kitten anymore.

I don't know, but something's going on with her. She hasn't been as playful lately, like she'd rather lounge around the galley—or wherever I am...actually, she follows me damn near everywhere now—instead of rolling around with Ilario. And she's getting a little...chubby. Because of it. That, and she's eating more than usual. Guess that doesn't help.

Ilario's still playful as shit, though. Do girls still mature faster than boys even when they're cats?? I don't want my baby to be all grown up!!!

...Should probably just talk to Chopper.

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[best-thief.livejournal.com]

You have her fixed, I hope?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Have her—what? No?

[thee-bestthief.livejournal.com]

Then she's probably pregnant!

But don't quote me on this one.

Congratulations, papa!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Ha. Hahaha. Good one. There ain't no well in hell she's—that. She's too young!

[bestthief-ever.livejournal.com]

How old is she?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh... We got them in August. And she was probably...at least eight weeks then. So. About ten months? Maybe a little older?

/human encyclopedia time

[best-thief.livejournal.com]

Cats are capable of getting pregnant at 5 months, and yours is about 16 years old in cat years... Not to be strange, but check her nipples--pregnant cats show signs after three weeks; if they're enlarged and pink, it means she's probably got a couple of buns in the oven.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yoruichi-san said the same thing. About when they can get...pregnant.

...

They're...definitely more pink than they were. Er.

/coming to check her out ♫

[best-thief.livejournal.com]

Err... Hang on, I'm gonna see what she's acting like. We used to have a few cats at the Lupin Estate--lots of homeless ones, so I've seen a lot about the whole 'mother' thing.

I know it's not good to worry ya', but I'll need to say it anyway--cats her age are more prone to complications. You have to keep a very good eye on her if she is pregnant.

haha, okay~

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

........You say it's not good to worry me and then you tell me THAT?!

LAKJSHDLKJASDHAS.

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[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Well, I had to tell you, right? Better safe than sorry--

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I guess. Yeah. Better to be safe. At least Chopper's here. Ahhhhhhh, my baby isn't supposed to be a MOMMY yet!!!

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

So, I'm guessing this is that other cat's fault, eh?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ilario. Yes. Has to be, he's the only one she was around.

Shitty thing's hiding from me, think he knows I'm gonna kick him overboard.

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Whoawhoawhoa--don't kick him overboard! It's in his nature to be frisky.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I won't actually. George would be upset and then Lucci would probably kill me.

[theebestthief.livejournal.com]

Just... making sure. Wouldn't want to hear a cat screech in the middle of the night or something. Just in case, someone should lock up your cooking knives.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......I would never use my cooking knives for such a thing! They're strictly for COOKING. And anyway I've sworn off all recipes with cat as a main ingredient. Regrettably.

/sees cat--she IS pregnant, right? XD

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, your cat is pretty pregnant looking.

SHE IS INDEED! XD

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Are you sure she's not just...getting fat?

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Sanji. You're in denial. That is not a normal fat tummy! That is a oh-god-kittens tummy.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

...

So. She's pregnant.

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes she is.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right.

...

Holy fuck.

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

All right, don't panic. I'm guessing she's been pregnant for... a couple weeks? When was she last in heat?