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[serving_love]

I think Leo might be sick.

...Or maybe she's just really not a kitten anymore.

I don't know, but something's going on with her. She hasn't been as playful lately, like she'd rather lounge around the galley—or wherever I am...actually, she follows me damn near everywhere now—instead of rolling around with Ilario. And she's getting a little...chubby. Because of it. That, and she's eating more than usual. Guess that doesn't help.

Ilario's still playful as shit, though. Do girls still mature faster than boys even when they're cats?? I don't want my baby to be all grown up!!!

...Should probably just talk to Chopper.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I won't actually. George would be upset and then Lucci would probably kill me.

[theebestthief.livejournal.com]

Just... making sure. Wouldn't want to hear a cat screech in the middle of the night or something. Just in case, someone should lock up your cooking knives.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......I would never use my cooking knives for such a thing! They're strictly for COOKING. And anyway I've sworn off all recipes with cat as a main ingredient. Regrettably.

[theebestthief.livejournal.com]

I was joking! Joking!

Would you cook dog?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

...Nooo. I mean, I could. But I don't generally make it a habit to cook domestic animals. Or bugs.

[theebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Bugs, huh? Never would have thought of that. I'm sure some taste good in this weird place.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Bugs do not taste good. I can make ANYTHING taste good and I can't make bugs taste good. Not that I've tried. But if I ever did!

/lol French bro in the house

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

Hey, you don't know 'til you try. Besides, aren't you a master chef? You're telling me you can't make bugs taste good if you really tried? I've eaten snail before--it's actually kind of tasty.

/WHAT UP, is also French...sort of

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...That's escargot, of course it's tasty, and snails aren't bugs. Fine, lemme rephrase that - I could make them taste good if I wanted to, but I don't. Cooking with insects and shit like that requires HANDLING them and just—aljsdhfas.

[best-thief-ever.livejournal.com]

Snails are totally bugs. They're slimy and they crawl in dirt. And the make bug-squishing noises when you step on them. Therefore, bugs.

What, you scared of 'em?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They do not, they make a much bigger CRUNCH sound when you step on them, and then their goop gets all over your shoes and it's not nearly as satisfying an experience as stomping on a shitty bug.

...No!! Of course not!

/dun dun DUN

[bestthief-as.livejournal.com]

How about trying to fry up one of these bad boys?

http://www.potatobugs.com/pix/index.html

Re: /dun dun DUN

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......Ew, what the hell??! Don’t link me shit like that without some kind of WARNING, asshole!

[thee-bestthief.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, the fact that I sent you a random link with the words 'potato bugs' involved should have clued you in.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It could've been potatoes made to look like bugs or something!

[bestthief-as.livejournal.com]

Ha! Now you know that's just wishful thinking.