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I think Leo might be sick.

...Or maybe she's just really not a kitten anymore.

I don't know, but something's going on with her. She hasn't been as playful lately, like she'd rather lounge around the galley—or wherever I am...actually, she follows me damn near everywhere now—instead of rolling around with Ilario. And she's getting a little...chubby. Because of it. That, and she's eating more than usual. Guess that doesn't help.

Ilario's still playful as shit, though. Do girls still mature faster than boys even when they're cats?? I don't want my baby to be all grown up!!!

...Should probably just talk to Chopper.

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Oh my god, George, can you not??

...Wait, that's what that was? When she wouldn't shut up? Huh.

Sorry.

Yeah, probably. So you do remember that?

Yeah, I remember it happening a couple times. Been about a month since the last time... Apparently she's like halfway through her pregnancy already!

Wow, seriously?

Yeah. They only last like...nine weeks about. Weird.

Huh. So you think she's already a month and a half in?

...I'm gonna have to get Chopper to check. But...yeah, probably four to five weeks. Not QUITE a month and a half.

A lot of these websites say you don't even notice any...stomach swelling...until that long anyway.

Wow. So that means in another month and a half we'll have kittens. Mid-May. Near my birthday.

Well. There's my present taken care of~

Hey. My cat is the father so the kittens are half mine anyway.

Ahaha, I know. Kidding, kidding.

You don't have to get me anything for my birthday, anyway. It's not like I'm even getting any older.

...I'm obviously going to get you something anyway.

Why?

Because I want to.

...fine.

Awesome then!

I don't even really want anything, though.

I could get you sexy lingerie for your guys.

You could. They'd like that.

Ha, you sure about that?

Well I know Lucci would appreciate it. Usopp would probably think it was weird. He'd appreciate me wearing lingerie, though.

Yeah, Usopp would call me perverted. But whatever. It's the thought that counts.

Oh, he'd appreciate it, just the same.

I believe it.