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Some of them are pretty good, though. This one and Christmas.

Eh...not really. I think everyone's just pretending stuff ain't weird anymore. Could be worse, I guess.

You're not embarrassed, are you, marimo~?

The one with all the presents? Eh, I think they're just basically more excuses to have big feasts.

Pretending hard enough will make it so?...Don't think that'll work.

No. Shut up.

Yeah, they're all just an excuse to eat, but there's other mushy shit involved, too. Christmas just has cool decorations. Like MISTLETOE.

Tell that to them. I think they just don't know where to go from here.

Uh-huh. Marimo-chwan is just too shy to dance in front of people~~

...Mushy shit, great, sounds right up your alley. Mistletoe?

Hn. Well, clearly Usopp is the better choice, I don't get how this mess happened.

Agh, what the hell, don't call me that, asshole! And I'm not fucking shy!

...Well it ain't that mushy, it's just, you know, about being with your family and whatnot and that's kinda what we are. I think on Thanksgiving you're supposed to say what you're thankful for or something. Aptly named, right?

Yeah, mistletoe!! It's this plant thing, you hang it somewhere and then if you get caught under it with someone, you're supposed to kiss them. I had it all over the galley last year. Yet...somehow both Nami-san AND Robin-chan managed to avoid every single sprig...

I don't get it either. And it's not like George-san is leaving Usopp or anything, she's definitely staying with him, I think - but then you've just kinda got Lucci left hanging.

Aren't you, marimo-chwan? That's what it looks like.

Mm, I suppose. I just don't get the point of setting a holiday aside for that sorta thing. With the kinda lives we lead you gotta take it a day at a time, y'know?

Ha, that's 'cause they're wily and have skills. What a weird custom. Catch anybody really awkward?

...Uh-huh. Tragic.

URGH, cut it out! Fuck you! I'm not embarrassed, even though it's ridiculous!

Not everyone lives this lifestyle, though. Maybe they set aside the one day just as a reminder of sorts.

Didn't catch anyone. I think Luffy ended up trying to eat it or something.

Oi, hey. He's your nakama, too, you know.

Uh-huh. I'll believe it when I see you out on the dance floor again, marimo-chwaaaan~~ ...And if you're gonna be that pissy about it, I'LL buy your shitty booze. Don't pester Usopp for it, he's gotta save his money to get a hotel room while we're still here.

Guess so. That makes more sense.

Hah. Gonna try again this year?

...Right, right, I know that. And...I don't, at the same time? I dunno, s'just not really sinking in—not enough to care about his feelings as much as you obviously do, anyway.

Fucker, FINE, just quit calling me that, for fuck's sake! And no, if I can't pester Usopp, I'll buy my own damn grog, thanks.

Of course I'm gonna try again! Just gotta be more sneaky about it this time.

...Do you have to say it like that?? Geez. I just think it's a shitty situation all around, that's all. I care just as much about Usopp getting hurt!

Ha! Fine then, I win on both accounts. You're coming AND I get to save my money.

Pft. Like anyone's gonna fall for your pathetic attempts.

Hn. Whatever. Sure.

...M'just saying, I don't. I mean, sure it sucks, but. Lucci and George...I—think I'll need t'see 'em fighting next to us, or something, before I can see 'em remotely like Usopp.

Che. I wouldn't gloat too hard, cook—better t'spend the time working on your own moves, since I can samba better than you after learning it just last week.

Heh, we'll see. Just wait, I'll have all the girls kissing me this year~

...Yeah, I know, I get your side, too. To be honest, neither of them have actually...really fought with us yet. I mean, there's the occasional marine attack, but nothing like what we've dealt with before.

Oh please, you're BARELY better, if at all - Michiko-chan said I was good, too! I prefer slower ballroom styles, that's all. Give me the waltz or something, long as it doesn't have all that crazy hip wiggling shit. And if I'm gonna dance fast, I'll stick with...I dunno. Swing dancing.

Che. I'm so sure.

...What, seriously? How do you know we can trust them if they haven't put their lives on the line?

She was humoring you; I'm miles better. This—what is it, Latin?—Latin style of dancing is less dumb than the rest of 'em that I've seen. You have a problem with moving your hips? HAH!

Waltzing, urgh, now there's a dance for dandies. Don't think I've seen swing, though.

You trust Luffy, don’t you? He’s the one who invited them on. Besides that…I don’t really have an answer for you. They’ve been here for months, guess the trust just…happened.

The hell she was! I don’t have a PROBLEM doing all the hip stuff, I’m just…not as big a fan of it as I am other styles! And you wanna talk about waltzing being for dandies, have you SEEN the way you look when you’re swiveling your ass all over the goddamn place with that samba footwork??

Swing dancing’s like…less hips, more quick footwork, more casual, and less…swishy looking. More arm stuff, too – spinning, catching, that sort of thing.

I trust Luffy almost more than myself. So. Hm.

Oh shut up, the hell are you watching my ass for, anyway. The tricky footwork is half of what makes it even a little interesting.

...Though I could do with less swishy hip shit, come to think of it. Hn. Tango looked a little better in that respect...You gonna demonstrate swing tonight, cook?

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Yeah, see? Trust me, I had all the same doubts when he first joined. I actually... Well. A couple of us left for a few days. Not that I'm proud of that.

........Oi, I wasn't-- Don't misconstrue things, it's not like -- I mean, I wasn't STARING or some shit like that!

The tango is...much more intense. The leg work on that is kinda tricky, too, from what I've seen - at least for girls. I don't really know that one all that well. Sure, I can swing dance tonight. I'll see if I can rope George-san into doing it with me. Seriously, it's just - you know what? It's fun. Swing dancing is more fun than a lot of other styles.

...What? People left?

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...No, not like...not like LEFT left, we just went away for a few days. Nami-san, Usopp, Chopper, and I, we went to visit my brother - yeah, I have a brother, by the way. But I just....needed to fucking cool off before Lucci came on board. Everyone kept saying shit like...how if we could bring Robin-chan and Franky on so easily, then we should be able to do it with Lucci, and trust Luffy’s judgment, and blah fucking blah. It was such a load of bull. And none of us even knew Luffy and Lucci had become FRIENDS or whatever, so we were totally blindsided which is just...so fucking typical of Luffy--

...

But anyway. We weren't even gone a week. Just three or four days, I think.

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Hmm. I guess that's...understandable. Luffy knew it was just temporary, right? He must've expected some kinda reaction, it's not really the same as Robin and Franky.

...Since when do you have a brother?

Yeah, he knew. We all made sure he knew we'd definitely be back. And it's not the same thing at all, which is why it pissed me off so much that people kept insisting it was.

Mm...since a little less than a year ago? Heh. He was this rich kid who was sailing around with a bunch of other rich kids and somehow we found out... Anyway, he went back home. The pirate life didn't really suit him. They had a freaking cruise ship.

Well, good. And what business did other people have saying anything at all?

Huh. Crazier things have happened on the Grand Line, I guess...Not a fighter, eh?

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oh no, he's perilously close to being not-dense, ABORT! ABORT!

GAAAAASP OH NOES!! /so smooth Sanji

DANGER AVERTED BY THE POWER OF OBLIVIOUSNESS! \o/

Haaaahahahaha. \o/

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