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[serving_love]

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There’s a vineyard on this island. On the other side, away from town. What the hell. Clubs, bars, hotels, a pretty fucking decent food market, and a vineyard.

Can we never leave?


Unrelated, but – turkey, ham, or both?

Oh, and I need a head count. Mashiro-san, you guys are staying through Thursday at least, right?? ...And you, Ace?

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GAAAAASP OH NOES!! /so smooth Sanji

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...No, I’m not! Shut up about it already!! MOVING ON.

Yeah, I meant like...romantic kinda intense. Sort of. Passionate! Maybe that’s the word I was looking for. But I guess you got Michiko-chan to teach you...?

Interesting, huh - so was it?

DANGER AVERTED BY THE POWER OF OBLIVIOUSNESS! \o/

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...Oh, sure cook, I get it. Staring at Malandro, huh?

Passionate's a better word than romantic. Pft, Michiko called it a "sexy dance." Yeah, well, she didn't know a lot either, but I think we almost had it down towards the end.

Mm-hm. Not my kinda thing, but suits you, I guess. Looked like you knew what you were doing, anyway.

Haaaahahahaha. \o/

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......Yes. Obviously.

Yeah, well. That's what it is. That's why people say shit like...it takes two to tango, or that you're doing the horizontal tango.

I've been dancing like that for years, I love it. We have to find something that actually suits you.

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You know she's taken, right?

...Oh. Huh.

No we don't, s'not like I'm gonna be dancing after this island, and after Michiko leaves.

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I...sort of guessed. When she was so insistent about going after this person of hers.

Heh. So yep. Sex to music, that's the tango.

It's not like there won't be other clubs.

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Right, that's the one.

...Yeah, except not, 'cause I danced it with her and it wasn't weird.

You're mistakenly thinking I want to go dance.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Figures.

Why would it have to be weird?

Nothing mistakenly about it, I know you'd bitch if we ever tried to drag you out again. But in the end it wouldn't be all THAT bad.

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Disappointed?

...Huh?

Right. Robin says she's no good at partnered dances and I don't wanna dance with George. Maybe Nami, but still, it's a waste of time.

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Think I'll live.

You said it wasn't weird! Just saying, I don't know why it would've been anyway.

Because anything that isn't training, eating, or sleeping is a waste of time, right?

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Oh good, you have a spine.

What, the dancing? I didn't think it would be, either.

...Anything that...gets in the way of my goals is something I shouldn't do. Like this dancing thing—it's not that it's bad, it's just...the other day at the dojo was the first solid training I've done since we got here, and that's not acceptable, cook.

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Shut up, asshole.

Well it's not like we went out during the day much, so whose fault is that? You rarely do your weight lifting at night anyway!

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Oh fuck off, everybody's been fucking busy. If it wasn't dancing places it was looking for dancing places and recovering from dancing places, and drinking—well, okay, that I don't regret.

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Yes, there, that! DRINKING. You would've gone out and done that anyway, don't even pretend otherwise! Fine, maybe you don't like dancing, not everyone does, but don't act like the world's gonna fucking end because you went out with us and missed a rep or two.

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Fine. Fucking conceded, whatever.

Still not going out again after this; like I said, no one to dance with. And I don't see why you and Usopp care so much.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I don't know why we care either. Fine, I won't bother next time.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Ah, fuck, don't blow this up into something, cook. This is stupid, it's just goddamn dancing.

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I'm not. Just also conceding and letting you know that you don't have to worry about ME, at least, trying to get you to come out with us anymore. So you should be happy.

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Mm. Well, I am.

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Great. Fucking fantastic.

1/4, I think

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Right.

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Stop pouting like a damn baby.

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........What the hell, I'm not--

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Oh - shut up, asshole.