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[serving_love]

I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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ooc: yeah, he's...Zoro

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Decorate? Why, what's tomorrow?

The sooner we leave this shitty place, the better.

ooc: OH ZORO

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Eh, nothing real important.

Won't you miss your cousins?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Hn. Don't bring up unimportant shit, then.

I'm not getting into this with you again, asshole. Not.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can't bring up anything I want!

If I made you a marimo hat, would you wear it? I mean, you probably wouldn't even be able to tell you had it on, but still.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Would I wear a marimo hat. Made by you. I thought I told you not to ask dumbass questions, shit-cook! Why would you even make one?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's a perfectly legitimate question, ya idiot. I bet it'd look good on you!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Flattery won't work on me, moron; I'm not you and you're not Nami.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Clever, really. I'm gonna make you one anyway.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I'm not wearing it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You can wear it for ONE day. If I'm gonna go through all the trouble of making you a birthday present, it's the least you can do.

1/3

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Birthd—

2/2 changed my mind :p

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Ah. November, right. Great.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Way to go, dumbass.

You're an old man now, huh.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Me? You're ol—more of a GEEZER than I am!

And I'm still not wearing the hat. It's my birthday, shouldn't you get me something I want?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm what? I'm older? You mean you're just a baby compared to me? Yeah, I know, don't worry. We'll still let you sit at the grown-up's table.

Che, no. You didn't even KNOW it was your birthday. Refusing your presents is just rude, marimo.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Eight months!! Eight months, shithead! Go to hell!!

How does not remembering matter!? And you already think I'm rude, anyway, one more thing won't hurt!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

A very long and a very CRUCIAL eight months that puts my maturity level years ahead of yours~

It'll hurt. It could very well hurt my feelings, and you don't want that, right?

ooc:...ah, Zoro. Yes, this proves your maturity. u_u

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mature, my ass! Enjoy senility and decreased virility, old man!

Like you even have feelings, bastard!

ooc: *is six at best, so no worries*

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ha, ain't nothing decreasing over here yet, but nice try! You know, maybe I was wrong. You're sort of mature. Hell, you might even hit puberty one of these days and discover you have an actual sex drive.

I got plenty of feelings. But fine, if you insist, no hat. I'll make you a jacket instead.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I have a sex drive, I just don't bother listening to it most of the time! So trying to needle me about it is useless.

...A marimo jacket, I take it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Or all of the time. You make no sense.

Duh. Marimo for the marimo. But since I take it you're gonna reject that, too - what do you want for dinner?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, back at you, cook. Sex is not something people need. And it usually causes more trouble than it's worth.

...Can you do something with white rice and Sea King meat?...And ale.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, au contraire, sex is definitely a very primal need in its most basic form, it’s all the other emotions that come along with it that are unnecessary. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m not a no-strings-attached kind of guy, but sometimes it...complicates things. And thus the trouble is caused.

Of course I can do something - is that really all you want? Seriously, kitchen’s totally open and the menu’s blank for once, hit me with something else.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

You can separate out sex and the "unnecessary, complicated" bits? Huh. I can't do half-hearted stuff like that. S'why I don't bother. The energy can go elsewhere.

...But those are my favorite. You can fancy it up however you like, or whatever, I don't care, I know it'll be good.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can, I just don't usually. I happen to not mind the unnecessary, complicated bits most of the time.

...Heh, I know they're your favorite, I was just wondering if you wanted anything else with it. But alright, I'll work with that. Gotta come up with a dessert that ain't too sweet, too.