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I think I'm just about done with this island.

Although it's kind of fucking hilarious we'll be here for tomorrow. Least we don't gotta worry about decorating.

...On a completely random note, I can't seem to find Shitty Bug. Er. Help?

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Hey, it's entirely possible. I think she really likes me!

Yeah, because she's known you for all of two days. And you're the cook; it's common sense for newbies to suck up to the cook.

...That has nothing to do with it!

Oh really? What was the first thing she said to you, ehhh, "Ohhhh the cook? Great, I'm starving!"...or something?

No, it was nothing like--

...

Okay, it was exactly like that.

But that's only because I TOLD her I was the cook, she still would've talked to me if I hadn't!!

I'm sure.

...Well, whatever. You know what they say - the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

Except, you know. In this case it's a woman.

Mm. You gotta point, I guess.

But I think this she's another one of those that would chew you up and spit you out, so...heh.

You haven’t known her any longer than I have, where’d you even get that sort of impression from? She’s nice.

What have you been talking to her about? I've been talking to her about how she spent 11 years in high security prison and then broke the fuck out, she fights, and she's good at evading police, not to mention she's wasted no time chewing me out and threatening me into learning a dance. She's obviously got balls, even if she is a witch.

So yeah...chew you up and spit you out.

.......Michiko-chan is so fucking cool. Nothing wrong with a strong-willed woman! Nami-san is the same way, after all.

Che, whatever, I can totally handle it.

Hah. And you think that says good things about your chances?

...Possibly.....not. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth trying!!

Mm...Right.

Your enthusiasm overwhelms me, marimo.

Whaddaya want me to do, cheer?

Yes. With pom poms.

...Dumbass.

Does that mean you won't?

Che. How about fucking yeah.

Shame. We could've gotten you the skirt and everything. Done your hair in pigtails. Would've been awesome.

...You're a sick, sick man, cook.

It's a hilarious mental image, what can I say.

And one that'll stay in your disturbing dreams.

Don't flatter yourself, I got more exciting things to dream about.

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